Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket

A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees »7/10/13 9:00am7/10/13 9:00am

If You Haven't Seen Chris Pratt's New Space-Cop Abs, Happy Birthday

I don't know what's wrong with me (love, maybe? I guess?), but at some point in the fairly recent past I lost the ability to have celebrity crushes. I just can't remember the point of having a crush on someone you don't know, you know? How does that even work? I'm never even going to meet that person! Why would I… »7/08/13 8:45pm7/08/13 8:45pm

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Might Be 'Probing Each Other's Paranormal Phenomena,' If You Know What I Mean (I Mean Boning!)

You know how Gillian Anderson just broke up with her man-friend? And you know how David Duchovny got "quietly divorced" from Tea Leoni because of his sex addiction? And remember that stupid boner-deflating shit they pulled in the 2nd X-Files movie where they "revealed" that Mulder and Scully have just been totally… »8/08/12 8:30pm8/08/12 8:30pm