'Nobody' Is Trying to Ban Birth Control, Says Guy Who Tried to Ban It

Today, probable 2016 Republican Presidential hopeful Rand Paul told a crowd in Iowa that "Nobody here" was trying to ban birth control. Either Rand Paul has a terrible memory, or he has such low self esteem that he considers himself "nobody," because just last year, Rand Paul cosponsored a bill that would have banned… » 8/06/14 2:30pm 8/06/14 2:30pm

Rand Paul Thinks Unmarried Poor Women Should Just Stop Having Sex

Aging Brillo pad Rand Paul has a brilliant suggestion for a weapon in his ongoing war against the terrifying dragon of the unwed single mother who won't stop living off the government: tell her that if she won't stop having kids, she doesn't get any more government benefits. Rand Paul also famously opposes giving… » 1/30/14 12:20pm 1/30/14 12:20pm

Rand Paul Threatens to Quit Politics In What Maddow Calls a 'Meltdown'

In a Tuesday interview with the New York Times, Senator Rand Paul finally admitted that he sort of fucked up with this whole plagiarism controversy. Until now, the Kentucky Junior Senator has been defensive and downright hostile when confronted with the fact that his staff has repeatedly taken portions of articles… » 11/07/13 11:40am 11/07/13 11:40am

Rachel Maddow Basically Tells Rand Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already

Last night on her show, Rachel Maddow addressed Rand Paul's comments from over the weekend when the Senator, while talking to George Stephanopoulos on ABC's This Week, expressed a desire to duel Maddow over her recent claims that Paul plagiarized large parts of his books and speeches from Wikipedia and other sources.… » 11/05/13 12:00pm 11/05/13 12:00pm

Rand Paul Wishes Dueling Were Legal So He Could Fight Rachel Maddow

Attention everyone! Senator Rand Paul will not be allowing Rachel Maddow to ruin his reputation with her (indisputable) claims that the Kentucky Republican has been plagiarizing parts of his speeches directly from Wikipedia. In fact, if it were up to him, he'd challenge her to a duel right here and now because, as… » 11/04/13 3:55pm 11/04/13 3:55pm

These People Think Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Lead to Bestiality

The Supreme Court's DOMA and Prop 8 rulings mean I'm having sex with Erin's cat right now. Just kidding. But lots of folks — from Rand Paul to the American Family Association's Bryan Fischer — really do think it's a slippery slope from basic human rights to bestiality. Here are some of them! » 6/26/13 6:25pm 6/26/13 6:25pm

The Personhood Movement Isn't Going Away Anytime Soon

The "personhood" movement, which strives to legally define embryos as people from the moment of conception, might sound super fringe or like a bad joke from an SNL episode — especially when its supporters are forced to go to such ridiculous lengths to try and uphold it, like when Kentucky Senator Rand Paul tried to… » 6/27/12 6:20pm 6/27/12 6:20pm

Dastardly Senator Tries to Sneak 'Personhood' Clause into Flood Bill

Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has crowned himself this week's King of WTF by attempting to pull a fast one on the American people— he inserted a "Personhood" clause into a totally unrelated bill about flood insurance that would have declared that life begins at conception and that your uterus is officially his… » 6/26/12 5:00pm 6/26/12 5:00pm