Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest. As…
Ramona Singer gets smashed, Kelly Osbourne is on to you hashtag-sexists, and everyone loves to hate CNN.
The Real Housewives of New York City Ramona Singer has recently come released her second vintage, a 2011 pinot grigio, and apparently, it's paired really well for day drinking. In a piece about the rise in popularity of pinot grigio—which has helped spawn celebrity brands like Singer's and Drew Barrymore's—The Daily…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Kathy Griffin gives Piers Morgan a hard time, Colleen Camp is ornery, and Anderson Cooper takes aim at Chris Brown.
Ramona Singer's wine consumption has been a major plot line throughout this entire season of Real Housewives of New York, which was her own doing, as she was heavily promoting her own brand of Ramona Pinot Grigio in nearly every episode. Some of the cast members who don't particularly like her—Kelly, LuAnn, Cindy…
Instead of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, last night's season finale of Real Housewives of New York was like an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Menopausal. The fact that Ramona thought—at 55 years old—that missing a period meant that she must be pregnant really speaks to one of two things: How delusional she is about…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Joan Rivers has an endless supply of jokes about Snooki's pussy, Ramona Singer takes another wide-eyed stroll down the catwalk, and Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband talks about his plan to have a baby with his 94-year-old wife.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Charlie Sheen's scent is music to his fans' noses, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker gets makeover, and the "hiccup girl" is a total asshole.
Jill Zarin knew that she'd have to rehab her image quite a bit to recover from coming off as a mean girl last year, so on last night's premiere of the fourth season of Real Housewives of New York Jill made it known that she's changed and she's going to be nothing but kind—until she ran into "that fucking bitch Alex…
Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Berkley visits Mario Lopez on the set of Extra. Plus, Snooki posts her prom picture.
Today, most of the cast members of Real Housewives of New York—everyone except the Countess and Sonja—were on The View today to promote the new season (premiering April 7). Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon, who both didn't like how they were portrayed on the show last season, are now saying that the show isn't "real," or …
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Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is thinking about writing a book. Well, at least she's thinking. Plus, today is National Drink Wine Day according to Ramona Singer.
Today in Tweet Beat, it's Turtle Time. Plus Bob Saget talks shit.
Today in Tweet Beat, Carrie Fisher is the new spokeswoman for Jenny Craig. Plus, celebs are all over this Sarah Palin "blood libel" thing."
In Season of the Witch, "14th-century knights transport a suspected witch to a monastery, where monks deduce her powers could be the source of the Black Plague." Which doesn't explain all the Real Housewives at the premiere. Or their clothes.
Today in Tweet Beat, Toni Braxton is interested is getting "tastefully" nude, while Adrianne Curry is interested in having a baby. Plus, celebrity dogs!
As 2010 comes to a close, we take a look back at the genre that dominated our television sets: Reality TV. Whether they're Housewives, Judge Judy litigants, pageant kids or Kardashians, we've laughed at them all. Here are our favorites.
Today in Tweet Beat, Beth Chapman can't have anything nice. Plus, The Real Housewives of New York are back together and armed with lots of bras.
Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton releases a video after deciding that he needs to be nicer (or that he needs some more publicity), Randy Jackson hates Oprah, and Ramona Singer is finally releasing her own brand of Pinot Grigio.
Today in Tweet Beat, Coco isn't wearing a thong on "Thong Thursday," Arsenio Hall remembers when he met Tony Curtis, and La Toya Jackson thinks of Chris Tucker as a brother.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dolly Parton makes Nate Berkus cry, Teresa Giudice goes on Dr. Phil to talk about racial stereotyping, Barbara Walters is at her best when she's around children.
Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent doesn't like doing household chores, even for his grandmother. Also, Lindsay Lohan returns to Twitter and Ne-Yo acknowledges his male-patterned baldness.
Wondering why you didn't get an invite to the 2010 Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge in Bridgehampton? Maybe because you're not a Real Housewife; those redoubtable dames — of NYC and NJ — dominated. So you know the clothes were...memorable.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Bensimon reveals that she's creating a workout video. We think she means for YouTube. Also, people are friggin' excited for Jersey Shore season two.
On last night's third and final installment of the RHONYC reunion, viewers were served a heaping portion of Kelly Bensimon's word salad. Yet, her distorted perceptions, half-thoughts, and contradictory statements make perfect sense to her in "Kelly Land."
This post is about examining the psychological disorders displayed by the various Real Housewives. Disclaimer: I do have a psychology degree but I am not a practicing psychologist. These writings are for entertainment only—mine, to be frank.
Last night, on part two of the RHONYC reunion, the group finally approached perhaps the most anticipated topic: Kelly's Caribbean Crazytime
