Let The Woman Keep Her Gator!
Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!
Rambo Will Take On ISIS In Last Blood [Update: Or Not]
It seems that someone Hollywood is actually paying attention to real-world events and is taking initiative to make movies about things that actually matter.
Lost Dog Waits Patiently for Two Days at Rest Stop Until His Owner Finds Him
Are you ready to have your heartstrings pulled so tight they might pop clean off and leave your heart floating unmoored in your chest? Here goes: a little 9-month-old Yorkie named Rambo got separated from his owner at a rest stop in Missouri, and rather than dart off into the night in search of a more exciting life,…
Michele Bachmann's Latest Way To Call Obama A Girly-Man
"He is bending down to dictators, and he is brown-nosing the elites that are in Europe, and he's babying the jihadists," Bachmann recently said. "He's accomplishing something nobody thought even possible: He's making Jimmy Carter look like a Rambo tough-guy."
Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
- Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
- Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]
Rambo Red Carpet Fashions Are Surprisingly Stylish
You can stop counting down the days: the new Rambo movie opens today! Are you as excited as Sly, pictured at left, is? At the film's premiere last night in Vegas, the looks were minimally camo. Hell, even Jenna Jameson looked classy. The surprisingly tasteful good, bad, and ugly, after the jump.
