Defending champion Spain's Rafael Nadal returns the ball to Argentina's Eduardo Schwank during their third round match in the French Open tennis tournament at the Roland Garros stadium in Paris, Saturday, June 2, 2012. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)

TOKYO, JAPAN - OCTOBER 09: Rafael Nadal of Spain plays a forehand in his singles final during the match against Andy Murray of Great Britain during day seven of the Rakuten Open at Ariake Colosseum on October 9, 2011 in Tokyo, Japan. (Photo by Lintao Zhang/Getty Images)

Reporting that Rafael Nadal won a match on a clay surface is a lot like reporting that the Mets lost a game, so we needed another angle on his 6-2, 6-2 win over Gael Monfils in the Barcelona Open quarterfinals today. Luckily, the cameras on hand for the match captured that angle for us. In the incredible career that…

Indian Wells, CA, March 19: One of these things is not like the other, and we're all thinking it, so let's just accept that we're 12 and that we're thinking it. It's okay! It's Saturday, and Saturday is for happy, silly thoughts...and fantasies, if that's your thing. Hahahaha, thing. (Okay, done.)

• Khloe Kardashian, her late, lamented red hair, and a mask apparently made of plastic packing straps and a packet of studs from the nearest Michaels star on the cover of NY skate shop Yellow Rat Bastard's in-store mag, YRB. [Racked]

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• Michael Lohan is still using media outlets to have conversations with his daughter Lindsay. Today he tells a paper:

• Britney and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick went to a McDonald's drive through on Valentine's Day, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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• Sofia Coppola for some reason to design shoes and bags for Louis Vuitton. "It is understood the products will be sold worldwide and launched in Japan." Will she distract us from the crappy-looking shoes with a cool soundtrack? [WWD]
• Kate Moss: The Movie. Maybe. [Graziavia The Cut]
• Usher launches lingerie line. “Comfort…

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• A month after being diagnosed with breast cancer, Christina Applegate is now cancer-free. "I'm clear," she told Robin Roberts of Good Morning America earlier today. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread — they got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer." She went on…