A couple of weeks ago, Tom Lippolis — who used to be the boyfriend of Jersey Shore's Jenni "JWoww" Farley — told Star magazine that she stabbed him in the arm with a steak knife. Now, Lippolis has filmed an "exclusive" video interview for Radar, in which he claims that JWoww maybe tried to kill herself shortly after… »
- Did Samantha Ronson refuse to DJ a lesbian bar because "she doesn't do those kind of venues" ? [Page Six]
- Headline of the day: "Lindsay's MySpace Is Like Her Fake Wedding Ring." [E!]
- Additionally, Lindsay says Joe Francis is "yuck." [E!]
- Did Michael Lohan write a blog in which he calls Samantha Ronson… »
Nixon may still be dead, but some things in life do have to change. Our hangovers, though, don't have to! Nor does our obsession with economics, David Brooks, debtor culture, whether we should really like Cindy McCain, fake interviews, Condi's exercise regimen, our hatred for Karl Rove and Ken Paves' competition. All… »
We always agreed with Angela Chase on My So-Called Life when she described Anne Frank as "lucky." Angela's English teacher asks her, "How could Anne Frank be lucky?" and Angela responds, "'Cause she was stuck in an attic for three years with this guy she really liked." That's the part of Anne Frank that people should… »
A source tells People that Jamie Lynn Spears has been flashing an engagement ring around Kentwood. Wonder if she'll save her baby from bastardom! • Those reports about Heath Ledger being worth a mere $145,000 are false, says TMZ: "We're told Heath has considerably more assets than the $145k. On top of that, sources… »
Hey! Do you know a guy who'd like to have sex with Lindsay Lohan? How about Jennifer Lopez? Or Eva Longoria? That dude's dream can come true with celebrity blow-up dolls. A company called Pipedream products has a line of star-inspired plastic inflatable sex toys. CEO Nick Orlandino says, "They're on the edge, funny,… »
- Spencer Pratt is getting an advice column in Radar. "Yo Spencer!" will debut in the April issue; the idea is so dumb it's genius. [USA Today]
- The Beckhams went shopping at the Pleasure Chest adult store in Hollywood and stocked up on supplies. "They seemed to know exactly what they wanted," a witness says. What do… »
Over on Radar, Amy Monaghan has a run down of the decade's most misogynistic movies. Did some of your faves make the list? From Superbad ("Dick-obsessed Seth is... a cretin who is afraid of vaginas"), to The Devil Wears Prada ("'Wake up, Six!' was the quip that launched a thousand fingers down girls' throats."), Sin… »
- Further proof that there may really be a ELLE curse: WWD reports that actress Michelle Williams had already been shot for the April cover of the ladymag, but asked to have it and a related story pulled after the death of Heath Ledger. She's since been replaced with Natalie Portman. [WWD, 1st item]
- Eva Mendes is the… »
As Radar magazine puts it, what prom was for Carrie, Thanksgiving is for the Rachel Zoe's and Mary Kate's of the world: Torture. ("They're all going to laugh at you!) So what's a poor anorexic to do? Strategize, naturally! Here's an abridged version of their extra-special guide: "Cast your decision not to eat the… »
We worried about Tinsley's eating habits.
And about this girl who sold her vaj for a bacon double cheeseburger.
We crushed on DJ to the stars Mark Ronson.
And anti-crushed on Glamour jerkblogger Mike Cherico.
We wondered why high-end salesgirls are so cunty.
And fretted over the the safety of our dear Anonymous… »
Radar magazine reports that Kate Moss is on a downward spiral. The magazine takes a look at Moss' cover photos from the model's 15+ year career and attempts to shows how she's progressed from then to now. Memo to Radar: That's not a downward spiral. That's called aging. And aging pretty gracefully, considering the… »
Radar runs an interview with The Hills antihero/antichrist Spencer Pratt in its politics issue, because it turns out he would like to be President someday! (In addition to being a billionaire by the age of thirty, which he totally deserves because "managing" the retard career of some retard blond you fucked and forced… »
Everyone's getting in on the handwriting analysis game. Today, RadarOnline has the apologetic missive Britney Spears sent to celebrity photo agency x17 analyzed, and, from the looks of it, Miss Britney Jean is a little more complex than, say, Paris Hilton. For starters, Britney is strong-willed and stubborn! »She's…
So, we hear from Radar that Hilary Duff has written an album full of dis tracks to her slightly-less-preposterous-than-Uncle-Joey-from-Full-House-but-just-slightly ex-BF Joel Madden, whose appeal to the Rachel Zoe set we can only describe as his mastery of the art of total what-the-fuckness. You know those guys you… »
Although we like to think we were on top of this story, oh, three years ago, we love today's post on Radar about the resurrection/comeback of J. Crew. As we keep saying, J. Crew isn't just for preppies anymore. And we're totally feeling you, Jessica, regarding those sailor pants and ballet flats. To die for. »