Paula Deen, diabetic butter enthusiast and famed deployer of racial slurs (as she said in her deposition: "I can't, myself, determine what offends another person"), has just signed a multi-book deal with Hachette, the publisher relatively fresh off their frazzled, victorious campaign against Amazon to set their own… » 3/02/15 2:30pm Monday 2:30pm

While we were all busy trying to decide which joke about George Clooney was the most gratuitous of the Golden Globes, comedian and actor Aziz Ansari was spending his Sunday evening devoted to more worthy causes. Specifically, he was calling out Fox News pond scum Rupert Murdoch for his legacy of racist bullshit and… » 1/11/15 11:45pm 1/11/15 11:45pm

"If I had a gun I would shoot you." » 8/15/14 12:04am 8/15/14 12:04am

A black worker at a cotton gin in Tennessee was so fed up with a racist boss, he used his phone to record proof of the abuse. » 6/03/14 9:30pm 6/03/14 9:30pm

Were you excited about Thursday night's history-making spelling bee which resulted in a tie for the first time in 52 years? Of course you were, you're not a total asshole. » 5/30/14 10:50am 5/30/14 10:50am

Just like that weird boil that keeps showing up on your toe, Cliven Bundy is back, once again reminding everyone that yes, he is in fact really, really racist. » 4/29/14 9:35am 4/29/14 9:35am

Wait: Cliven Bundy, the freedom fighter who captured conservative hearts and almost started the Second American Revolution with his gun-toting coterie, is a racist bigot? Say it ain't so! » 4/24/14 10:33am 4/24/14 10:33am

Solomon Georgio, an L.A.-based comedian, decided to celebrate Martin Luther King Day with a little nonviolent resistance. He combed Twitter for racist tweets, but instead of shaming or raging at their authors, he simply wrote something patient and kind and then added, "I love you." The primary revelation: Racists DO… » 1/21/14 3:40pm 1/21/14 3:40pm

Earlier tonight, Miss New York, Nina Davuluri, an Indian-American woman born in Syracuse, was crowned the winner of the 2014 Miss America Pageant. Idiot racists got so mad, they started mixing up Indian, Indian-American, Arab, Muslim, and everything in between. It's (literarily) a most impressive display of dumb mixed… » 9/16/13 3:00am 9/16/13 3:00am

From unexpected places. JK, from totally expected places. » 7/14/13 1:00pm 7/14/13 1:00pm

Krissi Biasiello, a 34-year-old paralegal based out of Philadelphia and finalist on Fox's MasterChef, tweeted “[W]hy do the [Philadelphia] 76ers keep coming up in my who to follow. i HATE basketball. NBA = Niggers Bouncing Around. #thatsracist" Uh, at least she got the hashtag right? » 7/01/13 9:30pm 7/01/13 9:30pm

Everyone knows Ruth Bader Ginsburg is the best Supreme Court justice, but which one is King Shit of Poop Mountain? The competition is pretty fierce. We all know Justice Alito is a dick (don’t nobody step to RBG on my watch, dog). Scalia is an immortal, squealing pig-demon who feels naught but agony. Chief Justice… » 6/25/13 4:45pm 6/25/13 4:45pm

The deposition from the lawsuit against Paula Deen for being the racist worst (paraphrasing) is now public — and it ain't pretty. » 6/19/13 8:45pm 6/19/13 8:45pm

On Tuesday, racists ejaculated their ugly hate all over the internet after the adorable and talented 11-year-old Sebastien De La Cruz beautifully sang the National Anthem at the NBA Finals. » 6/14/13 9:30am 6/14/13 9:30am

With a name like Jean-Claude Bridges, you should really be an extra great guy, but as it turns out, that's sadly not the case. In a Danville, VA court yesterday morning, Jean-Claude Bridges, 18, plead guilty to starting a blaze at New Holy Deliverance Outreach Ministry, a Virginia church with a predominantly black… » 1/09/13 10:15pm 1/09/13 10:15pm

Ever since we pointed out that some teenagers reacted very poorly to President Obama's reelection by posting racist hate speech on Twitter, we have received quite a few emails supporting the students and expressing anti-Obama sentiments. Apparently, pointing out when people are being racist just brings out more… » 11/14/12 5:45pm 11/14/12 5:45pm

You guys. Seriously. Seriously. The dummies using the #TCOT (Top Conservatives on) Twitter hashtag are really, truly something else. » 11/06/12 9:00pm 11/06/12 9:00pm