The Candidates' Wives Regale American Voters With Stories of Chicken and Toiletries

Both Ann Romney and Michelle Obama are out in full force as Election Day looms, each woman working her hardest to convince our nation's stupidest voters that if you vote for a candidate because you like his wife better than the other candidate's wife, it's your right as an American to never have to tell anyone what a… »10/26/12 3:00pm10/26/12 3:00pm