STOP EVERYTHING! The G-rated celebrity kid playdate slashfic of America's dreams is real. It's real and it happened.

Before 30 Rock and before becoming popular at Saturday Night Live, long-time friends Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch had a two-women show — appropriately titled Dratch & Fey — that ran at both the Second City and Amy Poehler's Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre from 1999-2000. Now, thanks to some heaven-sent YouTube…

The New York Times' Dave Itzkoff has published an extensive look at the relative horror it is to audition for NBC's Saturday Night Live and its creator, notably weird, opinionated and enigmatic dude Lorne Michaels. If you like SNL, it's something to sink your teeth into; if you don't, it's another indication that…

I don't know how we missed this, but it's the best thing that is or has ever been on the internet or in the world.

Jill of All Trades Rachel Dratch and Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson attend some event celebrating bow ties at The Tie Bar at Avenue in NYC.

Rachel Dratch (in my highly educated and sophisticated opinion) is one of the best and most underrated cast members to have ever come out of Saturday Night Live, so it's always a thrill when she shows up on TV, especially if it's on a show as delightful and energetic as Billy on the Street. Still, we can't help but…

Rachel Dratch desperately wants to be accepted by the cool kids in the cafeteria — so much so that she's willing to French kiss a piece of pizza to make them laugh. Forget their snobbery, Drootchie, and come sit at our table. We're totally impressed by you and your boyfriend Pete Za.

"If you saw me walking down the street, you wouldn't point at me and recoil, but by Hollywood's standards, I'm a troll, ogre, woodland creature, or manly lesbian." So writes Rachel Dratch in her new book, Girl Walks into a Bar: Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle.

Rachel Dratch is always a blast to watch, but Billy Eichner, of Billy on the Street, really brings out the best in her. He puts her in a Snuggie and gives her a simple challenge: name 20 famous white people. It proves to be a very difficult task for her. I won't spoil the ending, but suffice it to say, she must not…

New York Magazine asked Rachel Dratch to share her opinion of the many Boston accents in pop culture last year, from The Town to Julianne Moore on 30 Rock. Unsurprisingly, she finds most of them "wicked pissah."

• After four years and two babies, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are officially becoming the Richie-Maddens, which will affect how they file taxes. To celebrate, they held a tabloid bidding war on their wedding photos. Stars: they're just like us!

• Miley Cyrus' parents, Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus, have announced that they're divorcing after 17 years of marriage. They said in a statement, "We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

• Britney Spears' former bodyguard Fernando Flores has filed a lawsuit claiming she exposed herself to him repeatedly, beat her children, and had sex in front of them.

What's Get Low? "Spun out of equal parts folk tale, fable and real-life legend about the mysterious, 1930s Tennessee hermit who famously threw his own rollicking funeral party... while he was still alive." As you might expect, the red-carpet was...idiosyncratic.

• Radar has released another section of the Mel Gibson tape in which Oksana Grigorieva asks him why he hit her in the face while she was holding their baby. He replies, "You fucking deserved it."

• In response to Mel Gibson's disgusting, N-word laced rant, both the Anti-Defamation League and the NAACP have already denounced him, with the latter saying, "An apology is insufficient given his history of racism, sexism and anti-Semitism.

• Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says: