It’s about time animals took back New York City. If the world is ending, I want to hand a gang of Rockets the keys to the earth.
This is a video of a raccoon named Buriburi sitting down like a human who’s had a day and eating a persimmon (minus the seed) in three elegant bites as its owner captures the entire moment on video. It was brought to my attention via this tweet, and I have watched it approximately 15 times in the past few minutes.
Two weeks ago, I wrote a post about killer raccoons in Harlem and now somehow I’m stuck in an email thread about it.
Raccoons are reportedly terrorizing the citizens of Harlem by pillaging their homes, stealing food — and eating animals.
Give it up for Cas Overton, a 75-year-old woman from Henrico, VA, who was attacked by a rabid raccoon while walking through her local botanical garden and defended herself by strangling it to death with her bare hands. Grizzly Adams has nothing on Cas.
Saturday Night Live's "Singing Sisters" sketch includes snappy 1940s dialogue and raccoons masquerading as people, two things that—in my book—amount to perfect comedy. So why, then, is it incurring the wrath of One Direction fans?
Look at those terrifying little monsters! I just want to climb into that baby pool and let them rip me limb from limb. Awww!
Sometimes life is a Pixar movie, and this is one of those times: the fun, yet pathos-ridden, adults-and-kids-will-both-enjoy flick Raccoon Mechanic will undoubtedly be winning Oscars by 2015.
To be fair, the raccoon regiment that marches onto this amateur naturalist's porch and into his home seems to have been lured out of their idyllic dell by the promise of food. Lots of food. Someone has laid out a veritable smorgasboard of treats for these raccoons, which makes for some adorable close-ups of their…
A guy named Shaun was working from home in Portland, and then he heard weird screeching noises, and the rest went down in pointless, useless viral history. The video is only 23 seconds long but you will laugh for twice that amount of time. Note the frozen, annoyed, eerily human-ish looks they give him when he…