Woman Attacked by Raccoon She Thought Was Her Cat

When I was a kid, we had two cats who came and went as they pleased via a cat door in our basement. Their names were Georgie and Gracie, which isn't really relevant to the story—I'm just mentioning it because RIP, MY SWEET LADIES—and we were confused because they seemed to be not only eating massive amounts of food,… » 8/26/14 9:50am 8/26/14 9:50am

This Raccoon Has a Serious and Adorable Bubble Wrap Fixation

Let's not be coy with each other — raccoons are horrible. The best way to describe a raccoon to someone who's never seen or heard of raccoons before is to say, "Okay, you know what a cat is, right? Well, a raccoon is like a cat that lives in the garbage and probably has rabies." That said, if you never have to hear,… » 2/16/14 2:30pm 2/16/14 2:30pm

Never Let a Raccoon Into Your Closet, Much Less Your Heart

Scooter is very cute. And he does look fat and happy, as his owner claims, but behind those masked eyes, you know he is totally thinking, "Tonight, when you go to sleep, I am going to use my strangely human-like hands to destroy your family like I've destroyed this collection of trash you keep behind closed doors." » 3/26/12 9:30am 3/26/12 9:30am