Because you can always use a little bit more Beyonce in your life, here is a trippy alternate version of the video for "Grown Woman." Better watch quick, because it's already being disappeared off the Internet by lawyers!
Welp, Beyoncé's new album — released just last Friday at midnight — has sold, as of about 2pm EST today, ONE MILLION copies. It should be certified as Platinum by the RIAA shortly. Bow down, bitches.
Beyoncé went to New Zealand for her tour and was greeted by her crew there with a haka, or "a traditional war dance meant to intimidate the opponent" that is also used to indicate "honor for a distinguished guest." She responded in a totally Beyoncé way, i.e. completely game and with only a smattering of surprise.…