America Is Turning into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists

There will have been 10 — TEN — puppy bowls on Animal Planet after this year's Puppy Bowl X, a spectacle of unabashed puppy objectification, is in the books. Last year's Puppy Bowl attracted 12.4 million viewers, and proved itself to be a reliable alternative televised event for people who don't want to watch the Super … » 2/02/14 3:00pm 2/02/14 3:00pm

All-Puppy Conan Features Puppy Justin Bieber And Puppy Pharrell

Last night, in honor of this Sunday's Big Game (Puppy Bowl, duh), Conan introduced his audience to this year's cast of Puppy Conan, an all-puppy version of his late night show. Puppy Conan's guests included Puppy Pharrell, Puppy Justin Bieber and crew (complete with puppy-sized luxury rental car), and Puppy Toronto… » 1/31/14 2:20pm 1/31/14 2:20pm

The Most Shocking Scandals of the 2013 Puppy Bowl

Congratulations, sports fans! It's the greatest day of the year and not because of some lame-ass human football game. No, it's the greatest day of the year because it's the 9th Annual Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet! Grab some brews, order some wings and get ready to watch a bunch of adorable puppies wrestle around while a … » 2/03/13 10:15am 2/03/13 10:15am

This Is How the Puppy Bowl Sausage Gets Made

If you're of a paranoid disposition, you're probably warning yourself right now that this article runs the risk of discussing something gruesome, such as sausage made of puppies. "Oh my god," you might be thinking, "is that what they do with the Puppy Bowl puppies after the Puppy Bowl? They turn them into sausage?" No,… » 1/27/13 6:00pm 1/27/13 6:00pm

The Bissell Kitty Halftime Show Was an Acid Trip of Kitty

If you haven't been following Meep the Bird's tweets, you might not know what's been going on in Puppy Bowl VIII. The short answer is a lot of stuff, way too much for me to recap here. I heard the good-natured announcer call out "Aberdeen" a lot so I'm going to guess that Aberdeen had a big day. If you tuned in late and… » 2/05/12 5:30pm 2/05/12 5:30pm

Puppy Bowl VII Players Chase Their Dreams (And Cars)

Animal Planet has revealed the starting line-up for this year's Puppy Bowl, Animal Planet's adorable alternative Super Bowl. Check out the contenders yourself, but we've already settled on Big Red, who loves the Golden Girls, for our fantasy puppy league. » 1/25/11 4:52pm 1/25/11 4:52pm