Watch This Duck Show a Puppy Who's Boss

Okay, so the title of this Youtube video is called "Duck & puppy bestfriends" and the description claims that they're playing. Sure puppies and ducks are cute. But that duck does not look like it's playing. That duck is a stone-cold killer à la Feathers McGraw.
One Of This Cat's Kittens Is A Puppy And I Cannot
If anyone feels like spontaneously lactating, watch the above video of Lurlene the cat, who adopted one-day-old orphaned pitbull puppy Noland over in a Cleveland animal shelter. As you can see, she grooms him like one of her four biological kitten babies. (He's fed with supplemental bottles since he's bigger than his…
Tennis Ball Is This Corgi Puppy's Version of Gatsby's Green Light
Oh, hello, Tiny Corgi. I see you on your hero's journey. We all have a metaphorical tennis ball in our lives: one that enraptures and terrifies us, one that forces us to lock horns with ourselves but ultimately come out better. Stronger. Fuck that tennis ball up for US ALL, Tiny Corgi. Then—and only then—will you…
Troublemaking Puppy Makes Adorable Trouble
This Shiba Inu puppy is A of all adorable and B of all rambunctious. I'd say dangerously rambunctious, but you'll have to see for yourself. Be warned, however: watching this puppy prance around and bark squeakily may instill in you an unrelenting desire to go out and adopt as many puppies as you can fit into the…
This Puppy Will Admonish You for Not Petting Him
Puppies are made for petting, which is especially true if they're hypoallergenic, like this Goldendoodle, whose frustrated barking probably translates to, "There should be no reason your hand isn't scratching my head, person." Then the Goldendoodle sneezes a few times, which would make all but the most stone-hearted…
Yet Another Dog Caught in an Existential Mirror Crisis
First: I have had the good fortune of house and dog sitting for someone who has a papillon and let me assure you that they are very agreeable little creatures, which is why this video should be all the more distressing. How patronizing can this dog's guardian be? Not only must she film the papillon's mirror crisis…
Cute Ad Encourages You to Keep Your Pet from Turning Into a Teen Mom
Your puppy or kitten might look all sweet and innocent now, but they can turn into a slutty pooch or caddy cat before you're even expecting it. As this ad shows, once you start thinking of your adorable little animals as horny teens, it changes everything and suddenly you'll want to do anything to keep them from…
An Adorable Battle for Food Scrap Supremacy
Here's something you don't see every day: a dog and a parrot duking it out over nature's most precious treasure, an empty cup of yogurt. It's a surprisingly civil and cute fight, given how many feathers could be getting ruffled or how many puppy dog eyes could be getting pecked out. Spoiler alert: the pooch takes it…
Mommy Husky Adorably Bonds with Her Baby
Eeeep! I wrestled with posting all two and half minutes of this video, but let's be real — most of us could watch this sort of adorable bonding for twenty-four hours. If that's not the case for you, than you're a terrible person who no faith left in the wonders of the natural world. And you probably liked All Dogs…
Escaped Puppy Runs on to Runway and Causes Cutest Airport Delay Ever
Normally, airport delays are anything but adorable, though there was an exception today at New York's La Guardia Airport. A dog got loose from its cage as it was being boarded on to a plane and ran onto a runway. The puppy, a 30-pound Rhodesian Ridgeback named Byrdie, caused an approximately 10-minute delay in…
