That's probably not saying much since Thanksgiving just ended and FAMILY UGHHHHHH. Read… 12/02/13 6:45pm Monday 6:45pm

Have you ever sat around on a lazy summer day and just wondered, gee, what do Border Collies do when they're not busy working? Well I used all my hardcore Internet detective skills to find out for you. Turns out, they like to totally screw with each other. This game of Sneak And Creep is a better way than anything I… Discuss… 11/30/13 2:00pm 11/30/13 2:00pm

Tuesday is such a bullshit day (unless it's your birthday — Happy Birthday!!!), so let's watch some puppies until we can watch puppies no more. Then, home to indulge in some Early Evening Wine, Late Evening Wine, and Midnight Wine. Maybe 2am Wine if things get crazy at this party. (PARTY OF ONE!!!) (ugh sigh) Read… 11/19/13 7:40pm 11/19/13 7:40pm

Everyone please stahp everything you are doing right now and just watch this video of BoneDigger the lion and his best bud, Milo the dachshund. Read… 11/16/13 4:00pm 11/16/13 4:00pm

He's chewing that scenery harder than Patti GODDAMN LuPone. BA DUM BUMP. Love her. Anyway: Hide your carpet, hide your hard wood, because this puppy's chewing everything around here. Discuss… 11/13/13 3:30pm 11/13/13 3:30pm

Bulldog puppies! Why!!! Read… 11/10/13 8:30pm 11/10/13 8:30pm

It's okay, because they're totally the cutest. Coast on your looks, lil' guy. Coast straight into my heart. Read… 11/05/13 11:30pm 11/05/13 11:30pm

Firefighters! Puppies! Firefighters saving puppies! I'm so squee-ed out and turned on, I don't know what to do. Read… 10/22/13 11:30pm 10/22/13 11:30pm

Puppies puppies everywhere, and not one in my lap! Read… 10/12/13 2:30pm 10/12/13 2:30pm

I just want to climb in there and put my head in the middle and snuggle my way out. Rinse and repeat! Discuss… 10/10/13 4:30pm 10/10/13 4:30pm

This Bullmastiff puppy is 2 hot 2 care. Girl, don't you know it's gonna be winter soon? Get outta that cold drink bucket! Discuss… 9/30/13 4:50pm 9/30/13 4:50pm

Distract yourself from summer's slow decay into the long, cold, endless nights of winter with these puppies playing with pumpkins. It's basically a shot of liquid sunshine to your soul. Read… 9/23/13 10:30pm 9/23/13 10:30pm

Call off the search, cancel the Internet, go to your bomb shelters and wait for my next word, because my lord, we have found the holy grail of adorable. Read… 9/12/13 11:30pm 9/12/13 11:30pm

So we're on the brink of maybe-war, it's not clear that anyone knows what they're doing, and to make matters worse, President Barack Obama still hasn't intervened in the tragedy that is the casting of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Luckily, Sunny, the First Family's adorable new pup, is here to do some damage… Read… 9/11/13 1:00pm 9/11/13 1:00pm

These baby cheetahs are unreasonably cute. They also seem to be posing for the cameras, eerily aware of how desperately a heartsick observer would want to use their fuzzy little heads as giant makeup powder puffs. Read… 9/07/13 2:00pm 9/07/13 2:00pm

Fuck using your legs, the belly slide is where it's at. Discuss… 8/07/13 11:30pm 8/07/13 11:30pm

Dear lord, there is nothing better than this puppy finally walking. There has never been a more appropriate use of the Rocky theme song. Discuss… 7/31/13 10:00am 7/31/13 10:00am

Never in my life have I had the occasion to rock back and forth and stare at my computer screen with adoration, whispering, "I love you, Lentil." This is because I think healthy, high protein foods are the devil's seed (mozzarella sticks forever). That's changed now, however, and it's all because of this sweet little… Read… 7/02/13 3:30pm 7/02/13 3:30pm

Okay, so this research into the phenomenon of twitching baby mammals (in the words of University of Iowa psychology professor Mark Blumberg, “literally every mammal that has ever been looked at” twitches) is really interesting, but I’m not going to dress this post up in futuristic scientific regalia (I was thinking a… Read… 6/22/13 2:00pm 6/22/13 2:00pm

Monday got you down? Oh, it's Tuesday? (Wednesday?) Who the fuck cares? Certainly not these cute ass puppies! Read… 5/08/13 12:00am 5/08/13 12:00am

I'm telling you, there's no way that puppy actually ate that salad (unless it was made entirely of bacon) (SNAP) (not really, that was terrible). Read… 4/24/13 11:30pm 4/24/13 11:30pm

14-day-old puppies love to eat — they're just like us! Read… 4/24/13 1:25pm 4/24/13 1:25pm

The head hairstylist is a little inexperienced, can be a tad rough with tender tresses, and maybe consumed a touch too much sugar today — but just look at her. I'll take my chances. Read… 4/07/13 11:30pm 4/07/13 11:30pm

I'm crying, but I've been weepy all morning imagining a world without Roger Ebert and also because I accidentally bought rice milk ice cream bon bons instead of almond milk ice cream bon bons. Read… 4/05/13 10:50am 4/05/13 10:50am

You guys. This is Lentil, short for Lentil Bean, and he is a French Bulldog puppy who was born with a cleft palate and deformed snout. His sister Edamame was born with similar conditions, but sadly died not long after birth. Read… 4/04/13 10:30pm 4/04/13 10:30pm

Get with it, puppy! You'll never be a dog at this rate. Or, you'll be a lousy one; falling down right after you get up, and falling down again after that. Seriously, get it together, puppy. Read… 3/27/13 10:50am 3/27/13 10:50am

The Game of Thrones universe, like other Middle Earthish universes, is full of Shit That Doesn't Really Exist, but that some fans would like to see exist because real life can seem like an endless panoply of quotidian sadness. Wouldn't you like to enter a pet store and buy an adorable tiny dragon that perches on your… Read… 3/26/13 7:15pm 3/26/13 7:15pm

Puppies in a tub, you'd better knock it off with the insane amounts of cuteness! Read… 3/18/13 11:45pm 3/18/13 11:45pm

Everyone sit down; this might be the greatest love story of our time. Read… 3/17/13 10:30pm 3/17/13 10:30pm