Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Extort $2 Million from the Girl Scouts

Elmo in the news a lot lately — some good, some fucking terrible — but nevertheless, the loving furrie cannot be avoided. This time, it's because some Elmo-costumed dude who enjoys harassing tourists with anti-Semitic outbursts was sentenced to a year in jail after admitting he tried to extort $2 million from his… » 10/11/13 9:35am 10/11/13 9:35am

An adorable Khaleesi hosts the best Game of Thrones kids show ever

Warning: This video contains mild spoilers for the first two seasons of Game of Thrones. Also, it is insanely adorable, despite the truly horrific amounts of Targaryen-on-puppet violence featured within. Obviously, these puppets didn't watch last Sunday's episode of GoT, or they would have known you don't fuck with… » 4/28/13 3:11pm 4/28/13 3:11pm

Nathan Fillion Stops by the Most Recent Episode of Neil Patrick Harris' Neil's Puppet Dreams

It was a Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog reunion on the second episode of Neil Patrick Harris and the Nerdist's webseries Neil's Puppet Dreams when Nathan Fillion stopped by not as Captain Hammer, but as Neil's physician. In the future, let's save ourselves the trouble and pair these two up for everything. » 12/06/12 7:45pm 12/06/12 7:45pm

Here Are Internet Comment Shitstorms Reenacted by Sock Puppets

This new web series (?) from a group of talented veteran voice actors — one of them being April Winchell, founder of Regretsy — takes internet comments and transforms them into Sockpuppet Theater. Even better, the sock puppets are all Masterpiece Theater-ed out, so it's just extra adorable and absurd. » 12/05/12 1:00pm 12/05/12 1:00pm

Neil Patrick Harris Dreams in Puppet, Obviously

Is it that weird to assume that Neil Patrick Harris dreams in puppet? Of course, it's not. We also assume that he snores cotton candy, expels glitter from his fingertips and can make anyone happy just by whispering "NPH" into their ear. Sadly, they're not making a webseries about any of that other stuff yet, but… » 11/27/12 7:45pm 11/27/12 7:45pm

"EL-MO! We won't go!" Puppets March on Washington

The Million Puppet March stormed Washington D.C. on Saturday demanding equal rights for puppets! JK, there weren't actually a million puppets because there isn't enough dirty carpet in the world to make them; and they weren't demanding equal rights, although I kinda think they deserve them because they're just as… » 11/05/12 9:30am 11/05/12 9:30am

Armpit Sock Puppets Will Grope You and Discuss Racism While Hawking Deodorant

Jenni Pulos and her pair of sock puppets would like to pounce on you in an urban jungle and mercilessly hawk some new Secret Outlast deodorant while also groping your breasts. Is that cool? Doesn't matter! Jenni Pulos and her puppets will do it anyway because they need to tell you the good news — disliking white… » 10/09/12 4:00pm 10/09/12 4:00pm

What Kind of Depraved Rapscallion Steals Money From the Muppets?

This episode of Everyone is Horrible is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F, and the number 20,000,000. The US government has withdrawn funding from a $20 million project designed to launch the Pakistani version of Sesame Street after it was revealed that the puppet theater that was supposed to be creating… » 6/05/12 2:10pm 6/05/12 2:10pm

Kim And Kanye's Failed Puppet-Comedy Pilot

Sometimes a television pilot is so bad that even Kim Kardashian dressed as Princess Leia won't save it. This was the case for Alligator Boots, a series conceived for Comedy Central in 2008. Maybe the world wasn't ready for a "hip-hop puppet" named Beary White (get it?), or maybe it was because Crank Yankers already… » 9/15/11 5:15pm 9/15/11 5:15pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Donald Trump and Victoria Jackson let their wing-nut freak flags fly, Pauly D is hired to promote a product he admittedly hates, and Dionne Warwick does her best to make "hussy" happen." » 3/25/11 7:20pm 3/25/11 7:20pm

Dionne Warwick is the sleeper hit (for some of us, anyway) of . She wears…