Donald Trump would be a horrific liability as President because he is so aggressively stupid. But, what if you could vote for Trump’s likeness, but not have to worry about putting his brain in the White House? Would that change your mind?
Some royal jerk (possibly a distant cousin of the Grinch) decided to steal the pumpkins from a garden tended by preschoolers in Portales, New Mexico.
Miley Cyrus's evil-dead demon-face emerging from the soft flesh of an otherwise innocuous pumpkin? Sure! Why not? Sure. Why not. Thanks for bringing this to my attention, internet.
Terror is ROCKING BROOKLYN after locals discovered that a pumpkin-headed surgeon has set up shop on the street in order to perform some sort of medical procedure (life-saving, maybe!!! Don't assume!) on a bloodied baby doll surrounded by tacos. An IV drips ghoulish medication into the baby's plastic arm, while tiny…
Distract yourself from summer's slow decay into the long, cold, endless nights of winter with these puppies playing with pumpkins. It's basically a shot of liquid sunshine to your soul.
Here are some adorable Farm Sanctuary rescue pigs eating delicious seasonal fare. Pigs might be my most favorite animal because they're cute, smart, and love to eat pumpkins. Pigs know what's up.
Question: What's your favorite animal? I think the answer is pretty obvious at this point, but maybe you haven't watch the whole video yet and you're still thinking, "I'm definitely a fire-bellied newt person. Definitely." Well, you shouldn't be a fire-bellied newt person because they're moderately toxic and have no…
When I was a kid, I could barely master the "Standard Boring Halloween Pumpkin Face" carving let alone some ornate masterpiece such as, well, some of these, anyway.
It's tradition at the Bronx Zoo to give the resident bears pumpkins during the fall, and boy do these bears enjoy the shit out of these pumpkins.
It seems Hurricane Irene isn't done tormenting us. The storm destroyed hundreds of pumpkin patches in the Northeast and this fall the region is expected to experience a shortage that will drive up the price of pumpkins. So far states haven't announced plans for jack-o'-lantern rationing, but you should prepare for the…