Donald Trumpkin For President
Donald Trump would be a horrific liability as President because he is so aggressively stupid. But, what if you could vote for Trump’s likeness, but not have to worry about putting his brain in the White House? Would that change your mind?
Parents Upset by Kinda Hilarious Bloody Dead Doll Halloween Display
Terror is ROCKING BROOKLYN after locals discovered that a pumpkin-headed surgeon has set up shop on the street in order to perform some sort of medical procedure (life-saving, maybe!!! Don't assume!) on a bloodied baby doll surrounded by tacos. An IV drips ghoulish medication into the baby's plastic arm, while tiny…
Pigs Eating Pumpkins For the Greater Good
Here are some adorable Farm Sanctuary rescue pigs eating delicious seasonal fare. Pigs might be my most favorite animal because they're cute, smart, and love to eat pumpkins. Pigs know what's up.
Red Panda Tumbles in the Snow
Question: What's your favorite animal? I think the answer is pretty obvious at this point, but maybe you haven't watch the whole video yet and you're still thinking, "I'm definitely a fire-bellied newt person. Definitely." Well, you shouldn't be a fire-bellied newt person because they're moderately toxic and have no…
Northeast Faces Devastating Pumpkin Shortage
It seems Hurricane Irene isn't done tormenting us. The storm destroyed hundreds of pumpkin patches in the Northeast and this fall the region is expected to experience a shortage that will drive up the price of pumpkins. So far states haven't announced plans for jack-o'-lantern rationing, but you should prepare for the…
Sunday Night Wrap-Up
This weekend we filled up your plastic pumpkin with a Tucker Max lawsuit tale and news that it's become cool to stop showering. We also looked at horrifying ads and married brave Brits who love us and our gigantic families.
Feminist Halloween
Today, the blog Pink Raygun features a free Wonder Woman pumpkin stencil! Neighborhood hoodlums wouldn't dare to smash a jack-o'-lantern this awesome. [PinkRayGun]
