It's fall, y'all! That time of the year when the leaves are changing, the air has a bite to it and every single fucking thing that you eat is flavored like pumpkin. Some pumpkin-flavored things are great! Pumpkin pie? Cool. Pumpkin muffins? Also cool. Pumpkin ale? Glug glug glug! Very — hiccup — cool. But pumpkin…

Whatever, all day apple picking sounds amazing. #fall #apples #cantstopwontstop

Kanye West's latest pipe dream is to reveal North's first baby photos in American Vogue. While 'Ye certainly has a better ratio of pipe dreams-turned-reality than the average person, it doesn't sound like it's gonna happen because Nuclear Wintour don't roll that way.

For many, the kitchen has traditionally been a place of great comfort and warm fuzzy feelings, but a new study has found that the kitchen might actually be a dangerous and miserable place—not because of the temptation of that freshly baked cake, but because the oven you use to bake that cake might actually be filling…

Today in ridiculous court proceedings: the case of a woman who stole a $2 pumpkin and is now facing a jury trial. The thief, Lauren Medina, allegedly committed her horrible crime at McCall's Pumpkin Patch in Moriarty, New Mexico this past October. According to Medina's sister Annette Atencio, Medina spent $75 on…

Circa 1955: An American family with a carved pumpkin illuminated by a candle to celebrate Halloween. (Photo by Sherman/Three Lions/Getty Images)

It had to be done, right? Looks like the designer of this skillfully designed Dodson gourd was wise enough to keep it safe from porch intruders.

[New York, October 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]