Puerto Rico Drops Ban on Gay Marriage, Ricky Martin Rightly Elated

Puerto Rico's formal opposition to gay marriage is over, the government announced Friday —- a step in the right direction you beautiful babies! » 3/21/15 4:00pm 3/21/15 4:00pm

Americans Are Absolutely Desperate to Escape Winter Right Now

March starts tomorrow. We should be able to see the light at the end of the ice-tunnel that is winter, and yet huge swaths of the country are still despair-inducing frozen hellholes. And so, many Americans are currently willing to do anything to escape the cold. » 2/28/14 11:20am 2/28/14 11:20am

Flying Anywhere This Week Is Absolute Hell on Earth

If you tried to fly over the past week, chances are you spent hours or days trapped in an airport, slowly going insane. This is because relying on airplanes for transport into or out of cold climates during January is the height of foolishness, and unless I have to, I'm never going to do it again. It's a half-miracle… » 1/07/14 3:30pm 1/07/14 3:30pm

Crazed Puppet Talk Show Host is the Most Powerful Media Figure in…

If you thought Sally Jessy Raphael was something else, wait until you get a load of La Comay! The puppet on top of a person is the star of a talk show in Puerto Rico, where's she's known for asking hard hitting questions and is said to have the "power to make or break someone." » 10/19/12 9:30am 10/19/12 9:30am

Sen. Scott Brown Makes Ridiculous Condom Joke About Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum must be having a major sad tonight. His biggest problem is that he just lost the Puerto Rico primary to Mitt Romney, but what's maybe even worse for Santorum's sizeable yet delicate ego is that his fellow Republicans have now started throwing playground-style jokes his way, as evidenced by this major… » 3/18/12 8:00pm 3/18/12 8:00pm

Did This Cop Mishandle A Female Protester?

Some feel that in this video, from a protest in Puerto Rico, a cop deliberately fondles the breasts of a handcuffed woman. It's unclear whether or not that's actually what's going on here, but it's just adding to the unrest. » 2/01/11 5:39pm 2/01/11 5:39pm

Ricky Martin Doesn't Seem Into It

Ricky Martin is kissed by a fan during a book signing event for his memoir "Ricky Martin Me" at a bookstore in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Saturday Nov. 13, 2010.(AP) » 11/14/10 6:00pm 11/14/10 6:00pm

Paging Jeremiah Wright: There's A White Guy Stealing Your Show!!!

And in the end, it was a white Catholic guy who drove Barack Obama to quit his radical, black Muslim separatist Church of Latter-Day Erstwhile Standup Comedians. Anyway, meet Father Michael Pfleger. He doesn't even preach at Trinity Church, he's just a regular on their "You Can't Do That On The Vatican" open mic… » 6/02/08 10:00am 6/02/08 10:00am

Really, Eliot? You Interfaced With This?

Barack Obama Steals Away On Sexy Tropical Paradise Island Vacation!

Barack Obama sure picked the right time to go on a secret vacation with Rihanna! The blind guy is STILL MAKING NEWS. Now it's co(mg)caine. Barack Obama did cocaine in the eighties. Who cares if the blind governor did cocaine in the eighties? Barack Obama probably gave it to him, and Barack Obama didn't have blindness… » 3/25/08 10:00am 3/25/08 10:00am

Hillary And Barack Can't Morph Into One Supercandidate, But Wouldn't It…

Drama Queens

The plot thickens in the Miss Puerto Rico pepper spray incident. There is some speculation that Ingrid Marie Rivera, the pageant winner, fabricated the entire scenario. Rivera claims that rivals doused her dress and makeup with pepper spray before she went on stage. This morning on the Today Show, anchors Meredith… » 11/27/07 3:30pm 11/27/07 3:30pm

Beauty Queen Doused With Pepper Spray, Says God Wanted Her to Win

The saboteurs who called in a bomb threat during the final day of the Puerto Rican Miss Universe competition totally stole their idea from the Sandra Bullock vehicle Miss Congeniality. And the beauty queens behind the bomb scare may have been same women who slathered pageant victor Ingrid Marie Rivera's gown and… » 11/26/07 9:30am 11/26/07 9:30am