Iowa Sorority Girl Gets Slizzard, Pees On Floor of Yogurt Shop, Inspires a Nation

Jestine Rands didn’t think she’d become a hero to thousands when she got drunk on Saturday night, but the hard-partying sorority leader, already tore up by 7pm, had her whole life changed when she did something many of us only angrily fantasize about. That’s right, she let loose a stream of golden piss onto the floor…
Feel Like Peeing in Public? Fine, These Walls Will Pee Back
Public urination is a huge problem in the St. Pauli neighborhood of Hamburg, where visitors to the red light district feel that any building that catches their fancy can become a toilet if they just try hard enough. And with cleaning costs mounting, a local group has decided to fight urine with urine in order to teach…
How to Pee Anywhere
No matter how careful she is, no matter how her bigass purse teems with delicate, fluttery paper products and hand lotion and tampons and aspirin and band aids, there will come a time in every woman's life when she's faced with a desperate pee situation. A toilet will be clogged, a bathroom inaccessible, the line for…
