Cool Guy with 'Team USA' Face Tattoo Jerks-Off on Subway for Over 30 Minutes

New York police are on the look out for a man who reportedly masturbated at a woman for more than 30 minutes on a Manhattan-bound 2 train on Sunday afternoon. His identifying features are a khaki jacket, a white t-shirt, and—less obviously—a tattoo reading “TEAM USA” stamped in bold letters on his forehead. What a…

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Hey, Let's Make Fun of All the Dumb Ladies Who Fall Down and Flash Their Underwear On the Subway!

The UK's Network Rail service just released a Candid Camera-type holiday PSA of women falling down and accidentally displaying their underwear at train stations. Apparently, only women need to take care this party season, since "running for a train with high heels, bags of shopping or attempting to carry heavy…