Couple Surrenders To The Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot

As the timeless Southern poet Barry Hannah once implored, "Who among us has not fucked in Home Depot?" There's just such an ambiance. Empty window frame displays hung on a 90 degree angle that you can open and close? In a depressing strip mall between a PetCo and a Michaels Arts & Crafts? As a middle-aged guy… » 8/31/13 1:30pm 8/31/13 1:30pm

Manhattan Residents of Car-Sex Hotspot Call for an Unsexy Parking Ban

A tidal wave of sex juices and prophylactics has inundated a Manhattan neighborhood and residents are so grossed out by it that they're trying to enforce a parking ban on the weekends in an effort to force people to take their dirty, furtive car sex to the Meatpacking District where it belongs. » 4/23/12 11:10pm 4/23/12 11:10pm