Crystal King is done with truckers, passerby and all manner of ne'er-do-wells exposing themselves in front of her house and urinating all over her property. And now that a woman has actually flung her own pee at King, she's demanding that police do something about it.

As far as the education of your children goes, nothing seems to be more complicated than navigating the social minefield that is the PTA. There's the constant jockeying between the stay-at-home-moms and the working moms, and then there are the bake sales. Oh, the bake sales. Nevermind that they are fraught with peanut…