The Hipster Upskirter, aka André the Giant who's been left in the sun too long (SORRY ANDRE), did not have his day in court when the woman he violated decided not to testify. The terrible saga begins at the DUMBO F station, and ends in a pile of sadness. Let's retrace our villain's sleazy steps:

United Kingdom Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, received a standing ovation from the Labour Party this weekend when she announced a new initiative to reduce the trafficking of women in the country. Under the potential new law, men who pay trafficked women (like the women pictured) for sex will be prosecuted for doing so.…