Horribly Misguided Pro-Israel Art Casts Princess Jasmine As a Terrorist

What would happen if your favorite Disney characters were redrawn to resemble terrorists out to kill jews? Well, if you haven't had your daily dose of outrage yet, you're going to need to sit down for this "art" which casts "Princess Yasmine" and Aladdin as terrorists and Family Guy characters as poor defenseless… »7/30/14 8:30pm7/30/14 8:30pm


​Disney Indoctrinating Ohio Kids With The Gospel Of Fracking [Updated]

The Axis Powers of Disney, the oil industry, and pop music have joined forces to launch a campaign to brainwash the children of Ohio's public school system into supporting the practices of the oil and gas industry of Ohio. Because you can do anything if you have a dream, a shit ton of oil money, and an excess of… »1/10/14 9:20am1/10/14 9:20am

Downton Abbey Has Been Secretly Turning You Into a Right-Winger This Entire Time

Have you recently been wistfully wondering what the Romney boys are up to? Do you constantly find yourself shouting "free market!" at family dinners? Are you considering auditioning as a villain for the next Muppet movie? And are you also watching Downton Abbey? All these things might have more in common than you… »1/22/13 12:40pm1/22/13 12:40pm

Anti-Planned Parenthood Video Is the Most Hilariously Lewd Thing You'll Ever See

This video is so ridiculous that you might assume it's a joke, but it's not. It's a very real gem of anti-Planned Parenthood propaganda put out by the American Life League. Did you know that Planned Parenthood is out to lure children into becoming sex addicts? You might wonder why that would even make sense, but let… »2/15/12 11:55pm2/15/12 11:55pm

Presidential Candidates Grapple Over Who Loves Zygotes The Most

Last night, Des Moines, Iowa hosted the premiere for an anti-abortion film called "The Gift of Life." Winner of the 2008 Iowa Caucus Mike Huckabee hosted the event, and before the lights dimmed and the audience was able to bathe in the soft glow of a movie that repeated back to them things they already thought,… »12/15/11 3:50pm12/15/11 3:50pm