How Brendan Eich Failed as CEO in Under Two Weeks

Brendan Eich resigned as CEO of Mozilla earlier this week, and as I already argued, the reason wasn't OKCupid. The reason was employees and contributors. His attempts to calm the situation were ham-handed at best and at worst, dismissive towards the people he was supposed to convince. Within a week he went from being… » 4/06/14 8:00pm 4/06/14 8:00pm

Piece of Shit Prop 8 Ringleader Now Going After Transgender Kids

Some people are just rotten to the core, and it appears that Frank Schubert is the goblin king of those subhumans. Schubert, a National Organization for Marriage and My Vomit strategist and a key figure in California's 2008 anti-same-sex-marriage initiative Prop 8, has set his sites on a new target: transgender… » 10/11/13 10:50am 10/11/13 10:50am

Prop. 8 Sponsors Scramble to Stop Fabulous California Gay Weddings…

The sponsors of the rapidly-necrotizing Proposition 8 are learning a fairly painful lesson in not getting their way this weekend as they watch Californians gay marry each other up and down the land of happy cows and terrifying geological phenomena. Clearly not thrilled that the Supreme Court assured them that they had » 6/30/13 12:00pm 6/30/13 12:00pm

What the DOMA Decision Does and Doesn't Mean for Gay Marriage

As you have perhaps heard, Supreme Court has done something about gay marriage! This is a big deal, because for some reason a vocal group of heterosexuals have prevented gay people from getting married, even though us straights aren’t even using the dang institution for anything! Rude! After a rough week of… » 6/27/13 11:25am 6/27/13 11:25am

In Memoriam: A Look Back at the Most Elegant Celebrity NOH8 Portraits

It was something of a bittersweet victory when the Supreme Court struck down DOMA and Prop 8 on Wednesday, because while it's wonderful that married same-sex couples will receive the same federal benefits of marriage as heterosexual couples, it's also presumably the end of the NOH8 campaign. Now reality stars will… » 6/26/13 4:15pm 6/26/13 4:15pm

Prop 8 Plaintiff's On-Air Proposal Will Touch You in the Feelings

Fire up your tear ducts, campers. After the SCOTUS effectively struck down California's Prop 8 this morning, Paul Katami and Jeff Zarrillo — the case's original plaintiffs — delivered a statement outside the Supreme Court that ended about as well as a live court case reaction statement could end: with a marriage… » 6/26/13 11:50am 6/26/13 11:50am

So, Uh, What's the Supreme Court Doing About Gay Marriage? An Idiot's…

Yesterday the Supreme Court of the United States, known primarily for their taste in fine hats and awesome lady-collars, heard oral arguments on Hollingsworth v. Perry, which challenges the constitutionality of California's voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage. Today they heard oral arguments on United States v.… » 3/27/13 5:45pm 3/27/13 5:45pm

Here's Ellen DeGeneres' Touching and Funny Letter to the Supreme Court…

This past Friday was the deadline to submit amicus briefs to the Supreme Court for their upcoming ruling on Prop 8, California's gay marriage ban. While noted comedian, talk show host and and vest with scarf-wearer Ellen DeGeneres did not submit a brief directly to the Supreme Court, she did post an open letter on her… » 3/04/13 6:50pm 3/04/13 6:50pm

Resident SCOTUS Troll Antonin Scalia Parallels Between Homosexuality…

As if we needed more reasons to bite off all our nails at the prospect of the Supreme Court taking on Prop. 8 and the Defense of Marriage Act early next year: U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia got more than a tad defensive regarding some of his legal writings about homosexuality while speaking at Princeton… » 12/11/12 1:20pm 12/11/12 1:20pm