High School Bans Backless Prom Dresses, Ruins Lives

Officials at a Connecticut school are ruining prom a full week before the bad music even begins with a late dress code announcement — no gowns that are backless or have slits or cut-outs will be allowed. If students disobey these rules, they’ll be sent home even if they’ve already paid nearly $100 for a prom ticket. » 5/13/15 7:45pm 5/13/15 7:45pm

Prom Dress Registry Will Stop That Bitch Chloe from Copying Your Look

Um, not to gossip because I haaaaaaate gossiping, but as your friend, there’s something I need to tell you: That dumb bitch Chloe is planning on wearing the same dress as you to prom. I know! She copies you all the time! It’s like when you dropped calc and then she dropped calc. Or when you said Panda Express was your… » 4/02/15 2:45pm 4/02/15 2:45pm