The President of Cinnabon Is an Unapologetic ‘Gut Bomb’ Purveyor

Real talk: Cinnabon, that foodcourt-born purveyor of tire-sized cinnamon rolls drizzled with semen milked piping hot from the royal penis of King Kandy himself, tried and failed recently to make its Classic Roll less of a pancreatic catastrophe. Even people who really didn’t go all-in for the 880-calorie baked… » 9/28/13 2:30pm 9/28/13 2:30pm

Thanks to the New York Times, You Now Know That Zosia Mamet Recently…

Did you know that Zosia Mamet, the daughter of playwright/auteur David Mamet and one of the stars of a humble little HBO series called Girls, is your best friend? It's true — she has been since Girls premiered last spring, and will probably only develop a stronger bond with you once Season 2 premieres next weekend. » 1/06/13 4:30pm 1/06/13 4:30pm

Kreayshawn Says There Are, Like, Times When It Sucks Being White, You…

Not everybody thinks Kreayshawn — who was signed to a $1 million recording contract on the strength of one self-released single about Gucci Gucci Fendi Fendi Louis Louis Prada, and the basic bitches who wear that shit so Kreayshawn doesn't even bother — is the coolest thing since penicillin. But Kreayshawn is… » 8/01/11 6:05pm 8/01/11 6:05pm