OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already

Generally speaking, girls have vaginas. Boys have penises. I did not think this was a groundbreaking thing to teach a 4-year-old (even at 2), but it is according to her teacher, who informed me my kid was telling other kids that babies come out of vaginas. First, I was so proud. Then I realized she was asking me to… » 9/24/14 12:20pm 9/24/14 12:20pm

'Cosmopolitan' Knows Nine Different Ways To Say "Cock"

Following yesterday's post on the licorice-string bondage in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan, a reader suggested we do a monthly roundup of the magazine's pet names for, you know, his down-there zone. Having long subscribed to the notion perpetuated by men's magazines (and phone-sex call centers!) that there were… » 5/30/07 2:41pm 5/30/07 2:41pm