Britney Is Sober; Pentagon, Democrats And Eyesore Casino Town Scramble To Fill National Embarrassment Void

Britney Spears passed a drug test, making her officially temporarily boring, an occasion TMZ today marked by posting in one of its nineteen required daily Brit posts the sentence "Blah blah, phone, gum, paps, blah, ding dang, blah, fans, cops, escort, blah y'all." (Blahblah = the new Dada! Or something.) Anyway, fear… »10/09/07 11:34pm10/09/07 11:34pm