Hey Internet. I think we need to talk about what's been happening since it was announced on Friday that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West finally got their much coveted Vogue cover.

[Beverly Hills; April 9, 1975. Image via Getty]

Ranging from trashy to tragic to triumphant, the biographies and memoirs in this compilation not only tell the stories of the women who've helped define "celebrity" in the past 100 years, but also provide some pretty entertaining bathroom reads.

"Money can't buy me love," as the song goes, but most people think it'll buy you a bunch of reasons to be happy. At the lower end, according to most studies, that's probably true — relative improvements in economic conditions can mean a substantive difference in the subjective judgment of happiness. But, up here at…

[Los Angeles, June 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

In a piece for Sunday's L.A. Times, Mary McNamara wrote about all the Botox, face-lifts and cosmetic surgery on TV right now. For instance: Priscilla Presley. "At once puffy and yanked, her face, and its odd relationship to her neck, often takes on the dimensions of a Picasso painting." Or Barbara Walters, whose face…

Priscilla Presley is allegedly one of the many victims of Argentine doctor Daniel Serrano, who has been charged with injecting his patients with a low grade silicone, similar to the kind used to lubricate auto parts. Word is that Serrano smuggled this shady silicone into the U.S. and charged up to $500 an hour to…