Mortified Classmates of Princeton Mom Wish She'd Shut the Fuck Up

Susan Patton, Princeton class of 1977 and noted Troll Mom, thinks a little rape in college is just a "learning experience," a view she's happy to air on any and every morning show in existence. In response, her classmates have issued a lengthy statement begging Princeton Mom to shut up and go away, calling her views… »2/09/15 11:50am2/09/15 11:50am


Princeton Mom: Most Rape and Molestation Is Just 'Bad Manners'

In an attempt to maintain some sort of relevance in 2015, Princeton Mom (aka "author" Susan Patton) stopped by Fox & Friends to point out that most molestation is, how shall we say it, just a comedy of errors and does not mean that children should be taught about sex ed. Because sex ed is vulgar. Things the Princeton… »1/06/15 10:45am1/06/15 10:45am

Here's Princeton Mom Calling College Rape a 'Learning Experience'

Susan Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, is still out here with her nuanced take on gender and relationship issues. As you may recall, previous greatest hits included: date rape isn't real, sex work is gross, and, of course, spinsterhood is the single most terrifying fate that can possibly befall a woman. CNN did a… »12/12/14 11:50am12/12/14 11:50am

Princeton Mom Does Not Want the Good Princeton Name Near Sex Work

The New York Princeton University alumni listserve got some hot Princeton Mom action Thursday, after an alum of the college sent out an email touting her new documentary on young women who have entered into sugar daddy relationships. But the mere fact that such women exist enraged Susan Patton aka Princeton Mom aka… »8/28/14 4:40pm8/28/14 4:40pm

​Princeton Mom Gloriously Loses Her Shit Over #EndFathersDay Hoax

Did you hear? Angry ovary-shriveled feminists are taking to Twitter in an attempt to #EndFathersDay. Except no, they're not because that shit was yet another 4chan prank that was debunked before it could really pick up steam. But apparently that doesn't matter, because today our good ol' pals at Fox & Friends »6/15/14 7:20pm6/15/14 7:20pm

Of Course Princeton Mom Has Something To Say On Mother's Day

Our favorite wacky Aunt that no one fucking invited to dinner but managed to show up anyway is back this wonderful Mother's Day to talk about how YOU DIDN'T GET BREAKFAST IN BED BECAUSE YOUR UTERUS IS STILL UNCHARTED BABY TERRAIN. We all know where this is going, so here are some of the more wonderful overbearing… »5/11/14 5:24pm5/11/14 5:24pm

'Princeton Mom' Is Just Being Honest and Doesn't Believe in Date Rape

Marry Smart, the retrograde pile of garbage that the 'Princeton Mom' has sandwiched between two pieces of cardboard and called a book, drops today. That means Susan Patton is currently making the media rounds, questioning the notion of date rape and insisting that she is "not a provocative person." »3/11/14 12:30pm3/11/14 12:30pm

Advice Manual by 'Princeton Mom' Even More Noxious Than Expected

"Princeton Mom" Susan Patton, a class-five Internet troll who sprang from the depths of a Mens' Rights forum when, one night under a full moon, Phyllis Schlafly and Ann Coulter sacrificed a kitten over a copy of The Feminine Mystique, has a book coming out! The Daily Princetonian got a peek and found it LOL WTF RUFK. »3/03/14 7:20pm3/03/14 7:20pm

The WSJ Needs to Stop Publishing James Taranto's Rape Apologia

Instead of freaking out about James Taranto's latest vile Wall Street Journal op-ed, which claims the campaign against military sexual assault is a "war on men" that "shows signs of becoming an effort to criminalize male sexuality," we asked the paper's editors to defend Taranto's slimy piece. Unsurprisingly, none of… »6/18/13 3:50pm6/18/13 3:50pm

Princeton Mom: Feminists Are Bullies, Women in Their 30s Man Repellent

Susan A. Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, a.k.a. young college-educated women's newest well-intentioned agony aunt (as in, we're in agony whenever she opens her mouth), continues to ride the crest of the wave made by her "find a man before you SHRIVEL UPPPP AHHH I CAN SEE YOU SHRIVELING" manifesto in the Daily… »4/20/13 4:00pm4/20/13 4:00pm