There's a Diana Movie Poster at the Tunnel Where the Princess Died

Naomi Watts' face, which is very pretty in the Diana trailer, is now also measuring six feet by four feet in poster form and looming near the entrance to a Paris tunnel where the Princess of Wales was killed in a 1997 car crash. Some people are rather pissed about this fact. » 9/30/13 10:30pm 9/30/13 10:30pm

So You Married an Evil Despot: An Etiquette Guide for Asma al-Assad

These days, Asma al-Assad — wife of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad — has a lot on her plate. She's got 3 kids to Mom, a whole country to First Lady, an unstable, despotic, maybe-evil chemical weapons-wielding husband to Wife, and, most importantly, luxury goods to consume. Juggling the multiple responsibilities of being … » 9/06/13 12:40pm 9/06/13 12:40pm

Lady Gaga Accuses Perez Hilton of Stalking as Feud Gets Nasty

Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets: » 8/19/13 9:00am 8/19/13 9:00am

New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana’s Death Passed to Police

A fairly eyebrow-raising story about the 1997 car crash that killed Princess Diana is currently making the news media rounds: new information thought to include allegations that the Princess of Wales, Dodi al Fayed, and their driver were killed by a member of the British military has apparently been passed to Scotland… » 8/17/13 2:00pm 8/17/13 2:00pm

Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. » 8/10/13 11:30am 8/10/13 11:30am

A List of People I Don't Care About That I'm Supposed To

Each and every day it is the job of the people that work at this website to wake up in the morning and care about the lives of others. Some of those others are worth it. Some of them are not. And some of them have been deemed worth it by society en masse and so unfortunately, whether we care about them or not, we are… » 7/30/13 6:50pm 7/30/13 6:50pm

Naomi Watts Is Appropriately Tragic and Pretty in Diana Trailer

Lo! Here's the first trailer for the Princess Diana biopic Diana. The film will follow her life following her divorce from Prince Charles, primarily focusing on her humanitarian work, fraught relationship with the paparazzi and her relationship with heart surgeon Dr. Hasnat Khan, who was said to be the love of her life … » 6/12/13 1:40pm 6/12/13 1:40pm

Freddie Mercury Once Disguised Princess Diana as a Dude and Snuck Her…

The latest (and possibly greatest) rumor to be circulated about the adventures of Princess Diana sounds like a scene from a Brian De Palma movie: on a sultry night in the culturally decadent late 80s, Freddie Mercury disguises Diana as a man and escorts her into a gay bar in south London for night that will one day… » 3/31/13 11:30am 3/31/13 11:30am

Here's Another Reason Why Camille Paglia Is Absolutely Ridiculous

We already know that Camilla Paglia jumped the shark awhile back—perhaps an entire school of sharks, while wearing a neon-pink ski hat and scream-singing Ace of Base's "I Saw The Sign." This might account for the rant before this one, which concerned how best-selling, powerful female artists Katy Perry and Taylor Swift… » 2/22/13 10:50am 2/22/13 10:50am

Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which…

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim was… » 7/02/12 9:00am 7/02/12 9:00am

Rihanna and Brooklyn Decker Want to Frankenstein Their Bodies to…

Have you ever wondered what celebrities talk about when sequestered away making a movie on location? Well, when it came to Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna on the set of Battleship it was tits and ass, apparently. Gushing, we hope drunkenly, about how amazing each other's bodies were, the pair decided that while they were… » 5/29/12 9:00am 5/29/12 9:00am

Even Straight Guys Want to Fuck Joe Manganiello, Says Channing Tatum

While straight women and 'mos have already cleared out the spank bank to make room for the visual sexcellence sure to come out of Channing Tatum's upcoming stripperiffic film, Magic Mike, he says straight guys shouldn't overlook it. "People say that women and the gay community will go see it — knock on wood," he said.… » 5/18/12 9:00am 5/18/12 9:00am

Nosy Reporter Obsessed With Revealing Princess Diana's Dress Size

Princess Diana's wardrobe is on display at the Mall Of America, and NBC's Janet Shamlian visited the exhibit and asked the question she claims everyone wants to know: What size was Princess Di? Yes, folks, women do not want to know how to balance work and family or how many feet of silk were used in the royal wedding… » 2/24/12 12:45pm 2/24/12 12:45pm