You Can Now Purchase Princess Di's Gowns or Some of Kate's Stale Cake

Great news, royalty fetishists—several items from Princess Diana's wardrobe are currently up for auction. Also for sale: a not-at-all-revolting piece of stale commemorative cake from the wedding of Will & Kate™. All this can be yours!!! » 11/12/14 7:20pm 11/12/14 7:20pm

De Beers Says Diamond Prices Will Rise Soon Because Reasons

De Beers wants you to know that diamond demand is high and supply is increasingly scarce, so be prepared for the price of ice to increase. Ignore them, because companies like De Beers are quite literally in the business of convincing you that diamonds are worth more than they really should be. » 9/17/14 2:45pm 9/17/14 2:45pm

Someone Paid a Shitload for a Piece of Charles and Di's Wedding Cake

Someone bought a 33 year old piece of cake, but it’s OK because it was from Prince Charles and Princess Diana’s wedding. Does that information makes this purchase acceptable? Oh and that stale sweet cost $1,375. » 8/29/14 3:30pm 8/29/14 3:30pm

GASP: Aussie Paper Dares to Question Kate Middleton's Style Icon Cred

Last week, Kate Middleton (or, if you must, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge) was inducted into Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed Hall of Fame. This surprised absolutely no one. But lo, there comes a brave voice from the furthest reaches of the Commonwealth, daring to question the princess's fashion bona fides. » 8/11/14 5:40pm 8/11/14 5:40pm

Look at All These Ridiculous American Wedding Dresses

Why don't you... spend the Wednesday before July 4th looking at photos of historical American wedding gowns? Let's reminisce about the days before strapless dresses, when everyone wanted sleeves so puffy they brushed both sides of the doorway. » 7/02/14 11:00am 7/02/14 11:00am

Report: Princess Diana Leaked Royal Family's Phone Info to Press

During her contentious separation from her husband Prince Charles, Princess Diana leaked information about the royal family to British journalists—including the phone directory of Buckingham Palace—according to testimony in the ongoing phone-hacking trial in London. » 3/14/14 1:00pm 3/14/14 1:00pm

There's a Diana Movie Poster at the Tunnel Where the Princess Died

Naomi Watts' face, which is very pretty in the Diana trailer, is now also measuring six feet by four feet in poster form and looming near the entrance to a Paris tunnel where the Princess of Wales was killed in a 1997 car crash. Some people are rather pissed about this fact. » 9/30/13 10:30pm 9/30/13 10:30pm

So You Married an Evil Despot: An Etiquette Guide for Asma al-Assad

These days, Asma al-Assad — wife of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad — has a lot on her plate. She's got 3 kids to Mom, a whole country to First Lady, an unstable, despotic, maybe-evil chemical weapons-wielding husband to Wife, and, most importantly, luxury goods to consume. Juggling the multiple responsibilities of… » 9/06/13 12:40pm 9/06/13 12:40pm

Lady Gaga Accuses Perez Hilton of Stalking as Feud Gets Nasty

Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets: » 8/19/13 9:00am 8/19/13 9:00am

New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana’s Death Passed to Police

A fairly eyebrow-raising story about the 1997 car crash that killed Princess Diana is currently making the news media rounds: new information thought to include allegations that the Princess of Wales, Dodi al Fayed, and their driver were killed by a member of the British military has apparently been passed to… » 8/17/13 2:00pm 8/17/13 2:00pm

Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. » 8/10/13 11:30am 8/10/13 11:30am

A List of People I Don't Care About That I'm Supposed To

Each and every day it is the job of the people that work at this website to wake up in the morning and care about the lives of others. Some of those others are worth it. Some of them are not. And some of them have been deemed worth it by society en masse and so unfortunately, whether we care about them or not, we are… » 7/30/13 6:50pm 7/30/13 6:50pm

I See Dead People: Vanity Fair‘s Obsession With Dearly Departed Celebs

The September issue of Vanity Fair hits stands as royal baby fever is still in the air. And the cover features a royal, but not the one everyone's talking about. It's Princess Diana, with the cover line "Diana's True Love." » 7/30/13 4:00pm 7/30/13 4:00pm

Naomi Watts Is Appropriately Tragic and Pretty in Diana Trailer

Lo! Here's the first trailer for the Princess Diana biopic Diana. The film will follow her life following her divorce from Prince Charles, primarily focusing on her humanitarian work, fraught relationship with the paparazzi and her relationship with heart surgeon Dr. Hasnat Khan, who was said to be the love of her… » 6/12/13 1:40pm 6/12/13 1:40pm

Freddie Mercury Once Disguised Princess Diana as a Dude and Snuck Her…

The latest (and possibly greatest) rumor to be circulated about the adventures of Princess Diana sounds like a scene from a Brian De Palma movie: on a sultry night in the culturally decadent late 80s, Freddie Mercury disguises Diana as a man and escorts her into a gay bar in south London for night that will one day… » 3/31/13 11:30am 3/31/13 11:30am

Princess Diana's Most Famous Gowns Sell for $1.2 Million at Auction

The lady had taste, but it turns out anyone can buy her style. Or could buy her style — a handful of Princess Diana's most gorgeous gowns sold yesterday at a London auction for £800,000 pounds (or about $1.2 million). That's a lot of crushed velvet. » 3/20/13 9:30am 3/20/13 9:30am

AMC Begs Jon Hamm to Put His Penis Away

While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that… » 3/20/13 9:00am 3/20/13 9:00am

Here's Another Reason Why Camille Paglia Is Absolutely Ridiculous

We already know that Camilla Paglia jumped the shark awhile back—perhaps an entire school of sharks, while wearing a neon-pink ski hat and scream-singing Ace of Base's "I Saw The Sign." This might account for the rant before this one, which concerned how best-selling, powerful female artists Katy Perry and Taylor… » 2/22/13 10:50am 2/22/13 10:50am

Beyoncé And Kim Kardashian May Not Be As Close As We Thought, Which Was…

At the BET awards last night, Bey, Jay, 'Ye and something called a Kim Kardashian sat together in a royal enclave and the photos of this momentous event have already been analyzed until the end of time. Beyoncé and Kim, who sat on the outside of their respective men, "made no effort to stretch across to chinwag." Kim… » 7/02/12 9:00am 7/02/12 9:00am