Happy Anniversary of Prince William's First Ever Public Appearance
On this day in 1982, Prince William made his first public appearance. If you could call it that, considering he could’ve easily been mistaken for a blanket-wrapped butternut squash.
One Time Princess Di Visited a Suburban Virginia J.C. Penney and Bought an $8 Scarf
On November 11, 1985, Princess Diana visited the J.C. Penney in the Springfield, Virginia mall.
A Good Royal Rumor: Is Kate Keeping Palace Gift Shops From Selling Reproductions of Her Ring?
A reproduction of Kate Middleton’s engagement ring—the sapphire that originally belonged to Princess Diana—will not be sold at palace gift shops, after all. Whatever. The real question: Is this Kate’s handiwork????
Old Slice of Fruitcake from Princess Diana’s Wedding Sells for $1375
Either a very devoted Princess Di fan or an adventurous eater purchased a slice of cake from the wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer in 1981. Though Los Angeles-based auction house Nate D. Sanders had estimated $4,000 for the sale of the 34-year-old cake, it ended up going to a buyer for $1,375. What a…
It's So Interesting That Kate Middleton Wore That Tiara, Wow
Kate Middleton wore a tiara, and it was international news.
Donald Trump's Stalkery Attempts to Date Princess Diana Gave Her the Creeps
Donald Trump has many regrets, but among them is the fact that he never dated Princess Diana, whom he tried to unsuccessfully woo by wearing her down with flowers. Trump says that he and Diana “liked each other a lot,” but according to BBC presenter Selina Scott, he really just gave the princess “the creeps.”
Ben Affleck's Nanny Wants To Be The Bachelorette
I know Handbook For Nannies Fired From Their Jobs Due To Alleged Affairs With Daddies doesn’t exist, but Christine Ouzounian should consider writing it. She’s appeared on the covers of tabloids for weeks, nearly every American [who follows celebrity gossip] knows her name, she recently acquired a new Lexus, and we’ve…
A Jezebel Mom Remembers the Wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Di
On this day 34 years ago, Charles, Prince of Wales, married Lady Diana Spencer in London, at St. Paul’s Cathedral. The couple arrived from Buckingham Palace via horse-drawn carriage while the world—including my Californian mother—lost their minds with excitement.
Kris Jenner is Mad About Bruce's Boob Job
Jugs. Sometimes you're born with 'em; sometimes you acquire a pair through the skillful hands of a cosmetic surgeon.
You Can Now Purchase Princess Di's Gowns or Some of Kate's Stale Cake
Great news, royalty fetishists—several items from Princess Diana's wardrobe are currently up for auction. Also for sale: a not-at-all-revolting piece of stale commemorative cake from the wedding of Will & Kate™. All this can be yours!!!
De Beers Says Diamond Prices Will Rise Soon Because Reasons
De Beers wants you to know that diamond demand is high and supply is increasingly scarce, so be prepared for the price of ice to increase. Ignore them, because companies like De Beers are quite literally in the business of convincing you that diamonds are worth more than they really should be.
Someone Paid a Shitload for a Piece of Charles and Di's Wedding Cake
Someone bought a 33 year old piece of cake, but it’s OK because it was from Prince Charles and Princess Diana’s wedding. Does that information makes this purchase acceptable? Oh and that stale sweet cost $1,375.
GASP: Aussie Paper Dares to Question Kate Middleton's Style Icon Cred
Last week, Kate Middleton (or, if you must, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge) was inducted into Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed Hall of Fame. This surprised absolutely no one. But lo, there comes a brave voice from the furthest reaches of the Commonwealth, daring to question the princess's fashion bona fides.
Look at All These Ridiculous American Wedding Dresses
Why don't you... spend the Wednesday before July 4th looking at photos of historical American wedding gowns? Let's reminisce about the days before strapless dresses, when everyone wanted sleeves so puffy they brushed both sides of the doorway.
Report: Princess Diana Leaked Royal Family's Phone Info to Press
During her contentious separation from her husband Prince Charles, Princess Diana leaked information about the royal family to British journalists—including the phone directory of Buckingham Palace—according to testimony in the ongoing phone-hacking trial in London.
There's a Diana Movie Poster at the Tunnel Where the Princess Died
Naomi Watts' face, which is very pretty in the Diana trailer, is now also measuring six feet by four feet in poster form and looming near the entrance to a Paris tunnel where the Princess of Wales was killed in a 1997 car crash. Some people are rather pissed about this fact.
So You Married an Evil Despot: An Etiquette Guide for Asma al-Assad
These days, Asma al-Assad — wife of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad — has a lot on her plate. She's got 3 kids to Mom, a whole country to First Lady, an unstable, despotic, maybe-evil chemical weapons-wielding husband to Wife, and, most importantly, luxury goods to consume. Juggling the multiple responsibilities of…
Lady Gaga Accuses Perez Hilton of Stalking as Feud Gets Nasty
Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets:
New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana’s Death Passed to Police
A fairly eyebrow-raising story about the 1997 car crash that killed Princess Diana is currently making the news media rounds: new information thought to include allegations that the Princess of Wales, Dodi al Fayed, and their driver were killed by a member of the British military has apparently been passed to…
