Time to Place Your Bets on What They'll Name Royal Baby 2 

Will & Kate's second child is due sometime next month. (She hasn't gotten any more specific than mid-to-late April and can you blame her? Pregnant women who aren't famous get pestered bad enough.) Which means it's time for folks to squander their hard-earned cash by betting on what the pair will name their new arrival. » 3/24/15 2:45pm 3/24/15 2:45pm

Quit Your Job Because Will and Kate Need a New Housekeeper 

Looking to make a job change? Seeking a position that would enable you to spend more time in the bucolic English countryside? Keen on picking up after royal offspring and also royal canine companions? Have we got the opening for you! » 3/16/15 4:30pm 3/16/15 4:30pm

This Week in Tabloids: Bachelor Chris is a Dancing, Cheating Liar 

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hold hands and jump into the pit of an active volcano, a single, unified shriek that sounds a lot like "KYLIE GOT FILLERS" filling the smoky air as our ecstatic bodies evanesce into the molten goo. » 3/11/15 4:50pm 3/11/15 4:50pm

Here Are Some Photos of Prince William Doofusing All Over China

While his duchess stays home to incubate Royal Baby 2: Second Helpings of Royal, Prince William is currently roaming Asia, gamely participating in a wide array of photo ops. And so it's time for our very favorite globally syndicated entertainment program: Royals Doing Things! » 3/03/15 3:30pm 3/03/15 3:30pm

Will & Kate From the Cheap Seats: 48 Hours Tailing the Royals

"Officer! She just pushed her way to the front," hollers an insistent pink-haired, sweatpants-clad woman glaring daggers at the back of another woman's black parka. "I would like you to ask her to move." » 12/11/14 11:50am 12/11/14 11:50am

American Prince Anderson Cooper Flies With Prince William

In today's Tweet Beat, Anderson Cooper hopes for some perks of flying with royalty, Patton Oswalt speaks the truth of truths and Lena Dunham provides some helpful relationship advice. » 12/08/14 7:30pm 12/08/14 7:30pm

Try to Keep Calm, Prince William and Kate Middleton Are in New York

A pair of weary airline passengers landed in NYC after a long flight on Sunday evening, exhausted and eager to get to their hotel. » 12/07/14 10:00pm 12/07/14 10:00pm

Confirmed: Will & Kate Are Coming to America in December

Batten down your loins and gird the hatches, because it's official: Will and Kate will be visiting America's fair shores December 7 - 9. » 11/14/14 12:50pm 11/14/14 12:50pm

Kate Middleton Appears in Public, Manages Not to Barf on Anyone

Welcome back, Kate! The Duchess of Cambridge, who hasn't appeared in public since her pregnancy and horrific morning sickness were announced, stepped out today to greet the President of Singapore. She did not upchuck. I wonder if she had crisps stashed in that clutch? » 10/21/14 5:30pm 10/21/14 5:30pm

Synchronize Your Watches: Royal Baby No. 2 is Due in April

If for some strange reason you absolutely needed to know Kate Middleton's due date ASAP: The palace has announced that Prince George's younger sibling is scheduled to arrive in April. » 10/20/14 12:30pm 10/20/14 12:30pm

Report: Prince William (and Maybe Kate) to Descend Upon New York

Sound the alarm, round up the royalists! Will & Kate may very well descend upon New York City in the coming months. Can't wait to see the apocalyptic case of gridlock THAT'll unleash. » 10/07/14 4:00pm 10/07/14 4:00pm

Royals Issue Stern Warning to Photographer 'Harassing' Prince George

A freelance photog who's been tracking Prince George too closely for the royals' comfort just got his last warning from Prince William and his no-doubt terrifying army of lawyers. » 10/02/14 11:00am 10/02/14 11:00am

Caption This Photo of Prince William's Super Intense Gamer Face

Caption This: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge plays a games console with young people as he visits an Access Centre for young people called Agenzija Appogg during an official visit to Malta on September 21, 2014 in Valletta, Malta. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge is making an official two day visit to Malta as a… » 9/22/14 11:11pm 9/22/14 11:11pm


Alert, alert! The spare has been deployed! Kensington Palace says that yes, Kate Middleton is officially pregnant with her second child. And lo, a thousand celebrity news editors and designers of high-end baby clothes offered their thanks unto the heavens. Here's everything we know. » 9/08/14 7:45pm 9/08/14 7:45pm

Prince Harry Has a New Girlfriend and They're on a Boat RIGHT NOW

Don't worry, y'all, Prince Harry might yet escape the fate of permanent feckless bachelorhood. Apparently he's seeing a new lady and they're currently cruising Saint-Tropez in a boat. » 8/27/14 4:50pm 8/27/14 4:50pm

Need a Dramatic Helicopter Rescue? Prince William Might Pick You Up

Good news, East Anglia!!! Get stranded in the Chiltern Hills or grievously wounded in Norwich City Center (too much pedestrianization, imo), and a handsome literal prince might LITERALLY COME RESCUE YOU. Literal Prince William has taken a job as a medevac helicopter pilot with East Anglian Air Ambulance, which means… » 8/07/14 12:00pm 8/07/14 12:00pm

Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Dumber Than Dumb

Prince George, heir to the throne of England, is turning one year old, thereby scoring his first Vanity Fair cover. And you know what that means: time for us to begin breathlessly speculating about the vacancy rate of Kate Middleton's reproductive organs!!! » 7/16/14 2:30pm 7/16/14 2:30pm

Kate Middleton Has a Butt Bodyguard

Being a princess (yes, she's a duchess, but she'll always be a princes in my heart) is not all it's cut out to be. Sure, there are probably balls and you can get DVDs of movies that haven't been released at months before anyone else (right?), but the territory also comes with paparazzi blinding you as you walk out of… » 6/01/14 12:06pm 6/01/14 12:06pm