Need a Dramatic Helicopter Rescue? Prince William Might Pick You Up

Good news, East Anglia!!! Get stranded in the Chiltern Hills or grievously wounded in Norwich City Center (too much pedestrianization, imo), and a handsome literal prince might LITERALLY COME RESCUE YOU. Literal Prince William has taken a job as a medevac helicopter pilot with East Anglian Air Ambulance, which means… » 8/07/14 12:00pm 8/07/14 12:00pm

Kate Middleton Has a Butt Bodyguard

Being a princess (yes, she's a duchess, but she'll always be a princes in my heart) is not all it's cut out to be. Sure, there are probably balls and you can get DVDs of movies that haven't been released at months before anyone else (right?), but the territory also comes with paparazzi blinding you as you walk out of… » 6/01/14 12:06pm 6/01/14 12:06pm

Report: Prince William Wants to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace

The dudes of the U.K.'s royal family, Princes Charles and William, recently attended the Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference in London and spoke out on behalf of efforts to protect endangered animals from poachers. But rumor has it William wants to go even further, by destroying all the ivory in Buckingham Palace. » 2/17/14 10:40am 2/17/14 10:40am

Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco Marries in Floofy Pink Princess Dress

There has been a great deal of mystery and intrigue (kind of?) surrounding the upcoming nuptials of Kaley Cuoco and her boyfriend of six months Ryan Sweeting. And they just went and got married on New Year's Eve, being all joyful and saying things like "magic" and "fairy tale beginning," while you were wandering the… » 1/02/14 9:04am 1/02/14 9:04am