Chris Brown Has Been Accused of Ordering His Friends to Beat Up a Photographer

Singer Chris Brown has been accused of asking his friends to beat the crap out of a photographer during a party he attended on a private yacht in Fort Lauderdale, and are you surprised?
This Week In Tabloids: Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton Are Officially Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we buy magazines at the old, good magazine store because the new magazine store because is officially more unreliable than Blake Shelton’s claims that he wasn’t the one who just farted. This week, Pippa and Harry are doin’ it (sex), Tom and Suri are doin’ it (Scientology), Reese and…
This Week In Tabloids: Prince Harry's About to Be a Daddy, and Queen Mommy Ain't Happy
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we suddenly start thinking about how much candy we’ve eaten over the past few weeks, get freaked out for the sake of our teeth, decide it’s time to start reading tabloids to get our mind off tooth decay, find three of the magazines, have trouble obtaining Star, and just sort of go…
Dear Prince Harry: Please Come Work for Jezebel
Hey, if anybody has Prince Harry's personal email, please let him know that if he needs a job now that his military career is wrapping up, we'd be happy to welcome him into the fold here at Jezebel. We can put him to work as an editorial fellow or something, as part of a special "100 percent employment for royals"…
Emma Watson Denies Torrid Love Affair with Prince Harry
Last week, Women's Day Australia reported that Emma Watson and Prince Harry had totally hung out and were going on "secret dates." This morning, Watson subtweeted the whole world about it:
Kanye Is Adamant that Amber Rose Is Definitely a Bigger Whore than Kim
If you thought Kanye West would be content to sit out the Amber Rose/Kardashian war of 2015 (so far only slightly less bloody than 2014's Kardashian ass wars), think again. This morning on The Breakfast Club, 'Ye hit back at his ex girlfriend, saying, "If Kim had dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there…
These Cute Pictures Should Help You Forget About Prince Harry's Butt
Because a royal's work is never done (if you consider circling the world for photo ops "work," of course), Prince Harry recently visited the African nation of Lesotho to check in on the efforts of Sentebale, the children's charity he cofounded. They're building a new center that will, among other things, support kids…
