Are William and Catherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, considering—even now—another pregnancy? Am I considering ordering a Belgian waffle for lunch? Who’s to say?
After a brief summertime absence from the public eye, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is back to the royal grind. This means royal headlines—regardless of whether she actually does anything particularly interesting.
25-year-old Hugh Grosvenor, godfather to Prince George, is now the Duke of Westminster and one of the wealthiest men in the United Kingdom. Seems they’re still doing the aristocracy thing over there. Frankly, the whole kit and caboodle is probably the last thing this kid wanted—not to mention that his dad had to die…
This past weekend brought yet another round of 90th birthday celebration for Queen Elizabeth II, as the royal family gathered on the balcony of Buckingham Palace for the annual “Trooping the Colour” military parade. That includes Princess Charlotte, who looked deeply unconvinced by the whole affair.
If you’ve ever wanted to see Adele get so, so real and so, so awesome, good news.
Royal children might be tiny economic powerhouses, but that doesn’t mean they don’t love to cause a classic brain-crushing racket.
To mark Queen Elizabeth II’s 90th birthday tomorrow, she sat for a portrait with her heirs, her son, grandson, and great-grandson, who was styled like a schoolboy circa 1906 and standing on a stack of what appear to be foam blocks wrapped in a very nice ribbon.
As of April, Will & Kate (TM) have been married five years. How the time flies! And us plebes can celebrate their anniversary by settling down to watch a four-part documentary series on their relationship.
Prince George started school today. He wore a quilted jacket with suede patches on the elbows, like a tiny baby Barbour ad. He remains lethally adorable.
To no one’s surprise, despite being by all accounts a fond grandfather, Prince Charles has not changed a single diaper since the arrival of his wee Edwardian descendant George. Obviously.
Will, Kate & company have released a family photo alongside season’s greetings to the world. Prince George still looks like an Edwardian ghost child, while his little sister resembles some adorable animated bug from Studio Ghibli. Okay, okay—it’s cute.
Guess what, someone out there made a cake in the likeness of Prince George. I am simultaneously creeped out and impressed.
She’s barely been out of the womb four months but Princess Charlotte is already generating sweet, sweet revenue. For other people, of course, because you don’t need to crawl out and get work as a Gerber baby to pay for college when great-grandma is the figurehead of the United Kingdom.
Kensington Palace issued a letter Friday appealing to the media to stop publishing unauthorized photos of Prince George, who has become subject to “an increasing number of incidents of paparazzi harassment.”
Kate Middleton update: Kate Middleton left the house. Or the palace, I suppose.
Last night Amy Schumer talked to British late-night host Graham Norton about her brilliant plan to prank Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on the red carpet: “All the reporters were going crazy and it was Kim and Kanye, just standing there, owning it, being short and important. And I think falling is the funniest thing,…
Queen Elizabeth has slid down the pole and is no longer among the three hundred richest individuals in the United Kingdom. Somebody break the news to Prince George that he can have either an entire Toys R Us or an entire FAO Schwartz for Christmas, but not both. Down here among the hoi polloi one must make choices,…
Whenever the latest royal spawn emerges from the royal womb, one of my favorite news cycles will draw to a close. I don’t care about the breathless baby outfit reporting, or the high-end amenities at the Lindo wing. No, it’s the batshit crazy rumors and tabloid reports and scurrilous online nonsense that’ve made the…
It was reported today that Prince George responded to news that his father, Prince William, was in China by running to the nearest China cabinet and looking inside. The adorable little story, told by Kate Middleton to Florida’s News-Press, first appeared on People with the headline “Is Prince George the World’s…