World Leaders Conspiring to Spoil Prince George Absolutely Rotten

The British royal family has released its annual round-up of official gifts showered upon its various members over the last year, and it appears that the world has banded together to give wee little Prince George the expectation that everywhere he goes for the rest of his life, people will hand him free shit. » 1/15/15 12:10pm 1/15/15 12:10pm

GQ Put a Baby Who Can't Dress Himself on Their Best Dressed List

British GQ just released 2015's Best Dressed Men in Britain list and guess what? One honoree can't even put his own pants on. No, not David Beckham! It's King Baby, Prince George. » 1/06/15 1:10pm 1/06/15 1:10pm

Royals Issue Stern Warning to Photographer 'Harassing' Prince George

A freelance photog who's been tracking Prince George too closely for the royals' comfort just got his last warning from Prince William and his no-doubt terrifying army of lawyers. » 10/02/14 11:00am 10/02/14 11:00am

LET THE NEW ROYAL BABY HYSTERIA COMMENCE: Everything You Need to Know

Alert, alert! The spare has been deployed! Kensington Palace says that yes, Kate Middleton is officially pregnant with her second child. And lo, a thousand celebrity news editors and designers of high-end baby clothes offered their thanks unto the heavens. Here's everything we know. » 9/08/14 7:45pm 9/08/14 7:45pm

Need a Dramatic Helicopter Rescue? Prince William Might Pick You Up

Good news, East Anglia!!! Get stranded in the Chiltern Hills or grievously wounded in Norwich City Center (too much pedestrianization, imo), and a handsome literal prince might LITERALLY COME RESCUE YOU. Literal Prince William has taken a job as a medevac helicopter pilot with East Anglian Air Ambulance, which means… » 8/07/14 12:00pm 8/07/14 12:00pm

This Picture Perfectly Captures All My Emotions About the Royal Baby

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 22: Well wishers outside Kensington Palace as Prince George of Cambridge turns 1 on July 22, 2014 in London, England. Prince George of Cambridge was born at 16:24 on July 22nd, 2013 at St Mary's Hospital, London. » 7/23/14 11:00pm 7/23/14 11:00pm

Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Dumber Than Dumb

Prince George, heir to the throne of England, is turning one year old, thereby scoring his first Vanity Fair cover. And you know what that means: time for us to begin breathlessly speculating about the vacancy rate of Kate Middleton's reproductive organs!!! » 7/16/14 2:30pm 7/16/14 2:30pm

Pippa Middleton, Columnist, Has Been Fired From the Daily Telegraph

Pippa Middleton, despite all of her Royalness by proxy, has been fired by the Daily Telegraph, where she was a “Sport and Social” columnist. Tragedy! » 5/12/14 2:00pm 5/12/14 2:00pm

This Photo of Prince George Is Kate's Fave and Also Cute as Hell

It's hard to imagine Kate Middleton putting macaroni art on the refrigerator, but we do have an inkling which photograph will be going on the mantle in Kensington Palace: This very cute photo of George apparently drooling on her fashionable shoulder. » 4/30/14 5:40pm 4/30/14 5:40pm

Prince George Now Officially an International Playboy

As part of his Royal Duties™ Prince George had his first international playdate today, meeting some Kiwi kids while in New Zealand. The young Prince was the very picture of diplomacy, although even he, like we plebs, gets mesmerized by his mother's shiny locks. More images ahoy! » 4/09/14 10:20am 4/09/14 10:20am

Kate Middleton Brutally Kills a Zillion Dumb Baby Weight Loss Articles

Ever since Kate Middleton gave birth to Baby King George this July, tabloid writers have been eagerly sharpening their cattiest claws in preparation for snarking on the Royal's post-baby body. Kate even rhymes with WEIGHT, you guys! And her last name contains the word "TON!" THIS WILL BE THE MEANEST POST-BABY… » 9/23/13 3:25pm 9/23/13 3:25pm

Miss New York Accused Of Calling Outgoing Miss America 'Fat As Fuck'

Two days before the 2013 Miss America pageant, Miss New York Nina Dalvuluri —the self-proclaimed Miss Diversity — was allegedly caught on tape calling outgoing Miss America Mallory Hagan "fat as fuck."* Keep it classy, ladies. » 9/13/13 9:00am 9/13/13 9:00am

Jenny McCarthy Thinks You're Gay If You Don't Immediately Intercourse…

Heads up, casanovas! Good to know! Jenny McCarthy went on some radio show and talked glowingly about her blossoming relationship with old kid on the block Donnie Wahlberg. Turns out, he waited two weeks to call her after they first hung out, so of course she assumed he was a vagina-hating gay guy. » 9/11/13 8:00pm 9/11/13 8:00pm

Baby King George's Nursery Will Be 'Africa Themed'

Proud new father Prince William told CNN that he and Kate Middleton's child — the Baby King of England — will spend his helpless infant days in a nursery decorated with the theme of "Africa." It's important to note here that when I say "Africa," I don't mean like all the terrible stuff that the British monarchy has… » 8/22/13 9:30am 8/22/13 9:30am