Roaming Royals: Prince Harry Is Off to Play Polo in Abu Dhabi

The Windsors are really racking up the frequent flier miles this month: Prince Harry's off to the Middle East, Will and Kate have taken something called a "babymoon" and your grandparents Charles and Camilla are having the best cruise ever. » 11/03/14 6:50pm 11/03/14 6:50pm

Someone Paid a Shitload for a Piece of Charles and Di's Wedding Cake

Someone bought a 33 year old piece of cake, but it’s OK because it was from Prince Charles and Princess Diana’s wedding. Does that information makes this purchase acceptable? Oh and that stale sweet cost $1,375. » 8/29/14 3:30pm 8/29/14 3:30pm

Report: Princess Diana Leaked Royal Family's Phone Info to Press

During her contentious separation from her husband Prince Charles, Princess Diana leaked information about the royal family to British journalists—including the phone directory of Buckingham Palace—according to testimony in the ongoing phone-hacking trial in London. » 3/14/14 1:00pm 3/14/14 1:00pm

Report: Prince William Wants to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace

The dudes of the U.K.'s royal family, Princes Charles and William, recently attended the Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference in London and spoke out on behalf of efforts to protect endangered animals from poachers. But rumor has it William wants to go even further, by destroying all the ivory in Buckingham Palace. » 2/17/14 10:40am 2/17/14 10:40am

Beyonce Pens Ballad About Harrowing Electric Fan Hair Snag Ordeal

Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance. » 7/23/13 9:00am 7/23/13 9:00am

The Prince of Wales and Duchess of Cornwall Enjoy (?) a Spot of Tea

Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, try tea in the ancient Roman ruins in Jaresh on the third day of a visit to Jordan. The Royal couple are on the first leg of a tour of the Middle East taking in Qatar, Saudia Arabia, and Oman. » 3/14/13 11:00pm 3/14/13 11:00pm

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene

Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's… » 1/31/13 9:00am 1/31/13 9:00am

Who's to Blame for British Nurse Jacintha Saldanha's Suicide?

Should anyone take responsibility for the death of Jacintha Saldanha, the British nurse who killed herself after she was duped into sharing Kate Middleton's private medical records by two Australian radio DJs impersonating Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Not exactly. But it's telling how our culture lusts after… » 12/10/12 11:50am 12/10/12 11:50am

Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… » 11/30/12 9:00am 11/30/12 9:00am

Camilla Has Already Heard Prince Charles' Favorite Joke A Million Times

Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard attend the naming of Queen Elizabeth Terrace at Parkes Place on November 10, 2012 in Canberra, Australia. The Royal couple are on the last day of the Australian leg of a Diamond Jubilee that takes in Papua New… » 11/10/12 1:00pm 11/10/12 1:00pm

The Queen Wants to Bestow Some Tracts of Land on Young, Low-Income…

Sometimes, it seems that having a monarch might not be such a terrible thing after all and that the colonies, in all their democratic zeal to help Boston stop paying taxes, might have made a huge miscalculation by not remaining within the domain of the British Crown with all its fancy ceremonies and affordable housing… » 10/14/12 12:00pm 10/14/12 12:00pm

Now Here's Prince Charles with the Weather

Viewers of the BBC got a surprise today when Prince Charles dropped into a Scottish television show to deliver the daily weather report. For someone with little experience in meteorology, the prince did a stereotypically British job of it — solid and to the point, but also stiff and slightly unfeeling. » 5/10/12 10:40am 5/10/12 10:40am

Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

When you start a relationship there is no guarantee that you're going to get on with your new partner's friends, but Beyoncé's making her dislike of Kim Kardashian known from the get-go. Allegedly. Feeling that she isn't good enough for Kanye West, she's planning on keeping her distance from Kim if she joins Kanye and… » 4/30/12 9:00am 4/30/12 9:00am

"I Provoked Chris To Hit Me" Message Appears On Rihanna's Twitter

Hack? Hoax? Apparently a message was posted to Rihanna's Twitter feed reading, "I admit, I provoked Chris to hit me. It was not entirely his fault. #ImSORRY." The message has since been deleted, but a screenshot has been going around. Are some losers fucking around or is this really happening? [Bossip] » 6/23/11 9:00am 6/23/11 9:00am

The Royal Wedding, As Interpreted By Popsicle Stick Finger Puppets

Spoiler alert! What you are about to see in this short film is exactly what millions will be watching tomorrow when Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot. All the drama! All the pomp and circumstance! All the accents! Just watch. » 4/28/11 5:25pm 4/28/11 5:25pm

The Best Homegrown Royal Wedding Snark

Polls suggest the British are utterly indifferent to the Royal Wedding. Whether you share their disdain, seeing this scorn expressed in a country with a centuries-old tradition of well-turned insults is its own pleasure. Here, some highlights. » 4/28/11 4:23pm 4/28/11 4:23pm

Kate Middleton Is Probably Not A Virgin, And That's Okay

Everybody relax: neither Kate Middleton nor any of her male relatives will be required to make a public statement about her virginity prior to her marriage to Prince William. The royal family is all modern these days — unlike when Charles and Diana got married. » 4/08/11 9:40am 4/08/11 9:40am

The Royal Family Dons Their Gay Apparel

Like Santa Claus and dubious liquor ads, as sure as eggnog the holidays bring an array of British royals in noteworthy chapeaux. Only you can decide whether it's more gift, or coal. » 12/27/10 10:44am 12/27/10 10:44am

Mob Attacks Prince Charles And Camilla's Car

Rioters attacked a car carrying Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles last night in what some are calling the UK's "worst political violence in years." » 12/10/10 9:39am 12/10/10 9:39am