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Report: Prince William Wants to Trash the Ivory in Buckingham Palace

The dudes of the U.K.'s royal family, Princes Charles and William, recently attended the Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference in London and spoke out on behalf of efforts to protect endangered animals from poachers. But rumor has it William wants to go even further, by destroying all the ivory in Buckingham Palace. » 2/17/14 10:40am 2/17/14 10:40am

Beyonce Pens Ballad About Harrowing Electric Fan Hair Snag Ordeal

Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance. » 7/23/13 9:00am 7/23/13 9:00am

Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene

Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's… » 1/31/13 9:00am 1/31/13 9:00am

Who's to Blame for British Nurse Jacintha Saldanha's Suicide?

Should anyone take responsibility for the death of Jacintha Saldanha, the British nurse who killed herself after she was duped into sharing Kate Middleton's private medical records by two Australian radio DJs impersonating Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Not exactly. But it's telling how our culture lusts after… » 12/10/12 11:50am 12/10/12 11:50am

Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… » 11/30/12 9:00am 11/30/12 9:00am

Camilla Has Already Heard Prince Charles' Favorite Joke A Million Times

Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard attend the naming of Queen Elizabeth Terrace at Parkes Place on November 10, 2012 in Canberra, Australia. The Royal couple are on the last day of the Australian leg of a Diamond Jubilee that takes in Papua New… » 11/10/12 1:00pm 11/10/12 1:00pm

The Queen Wants to Bestow Some Tracts of Land on Young, Low-Income…

Sometimes, it seems that having a monarch might not be such a terrible thing after all and that the colonies, in all their democratic zeal to help Boston stop paying taxes, might have made a huge miscalculation by not remaining within the domain of the British Crown with all its fancy ceremonies and affordable housing… » 10/14/12 12:00pm 10/14/12 12:00pm

Beyoncé Thinks Trampy Ol’ Kim Isn’t Good Enough For Kanye

When you start a relationship there is no guarantee that you're going to get on with your new partner's friends, but Beyoncé's making her dislike of Kim Kardashian known from the get-go. Allegedly. Feeling that she isn't good enough for Kanye West, she's planning on keeping her distance from Kim if she joins Kanye and… » 4/30/12 9:00am 4/30/12 9:00am

"I Provoked Chris To Hit Me" Message Appears On Rihanna's Twitter

Hack? Hoax? Apparently a message was posted to Rihanna's Twitter feed reading, "I admit, I provoked Chris to hit me. It was not entirely his fault. #ImSORRY." The message has since been deleted, but a screenshot has been going around. Are some losers fucking around or is this really happening? [Bossip] » 6/23/11 9:00am 6/23/11 9:00am