Prince Was Straight-Up Adorable on New Girl
The Purple One's highly anticipated cameo
'Enchanted Ball' Board Game Manages to be Sexist, Stupid and Pointless
The Enchanted Ball is board game in which up to four princess compete for the affection of one prince. So, it's perpetually the penultimate episode of The Bachelor.
ALERT: PRINCE WILL BE GUEST STARRING ON NEW GIRL. Taylor Swift, you are officially out of the running for the award of Sexiest Musical Guest Star on New Girl.
18-Year-Old Lady Directs Prince's New Music Video, and It's the JAM
We already heard a snippet
Stevie Nicks Is a Mega Nerd Who Writes Game of Thrones Poetry
Today in celebrity news that makes PERFECT SENSE, talented sing-witch Stevie Nicks told Vanity Fair that she's spent the last five months holed up in the enchanted hollowed-out tree that she calls a home, writing fan poems about Game of Thrones.
Yoko Ono Gets Sweet About John Lennon
In today's Tweet Beat, Ari Graynor is in the middle of two men who are not too shabby, Yoko Ono makes us get weepy and Prince, our beloved sweet Prince, pays tribute to a very talented musician.
Janelle Monae's New Album Is Scorching Hot and Streaming Online
Janelle Monae is streaming her entire new album, The Electric Lady, online, and it sounds amazing. So good. Guests include Erykah Badu, Solange, Miguel, Esperanza Spaulding, and Prince. Yes, PRINCE! So far the bubbly "Dance Apocalyptic" and the steam-funk soul "Givin' Em What They Love" are my favorites.
Robin Thicke Tongue-Kissed That Butt-Grab Girl, Said Wife Was 'Chill'
Miley Cyrus's X-Rated VMA Performance Horrifies Everyone Everywhere
Miley Cyrus took a cue from the Linda Blair Playbook during her "Blurred Lines" duet with Robin Thicke — who was dressed like a natty member of a 1920s chain gang, incidentally — at the MTV VMAs last night. Specifically, she danced with some life-sized teddy bears, took off her furry teddy (get it?) to reveal nude…
Can Amy Adams Pull Off Janis Joplin Biopic? Lee Daniels Thinks So
A Janis Joplin biopic that's been on the books for almost a decade now — and been considered as a vehicle for damn near every under-40 actress out there — is finally looking more concrete. Lee Daniels will direct as his follow-up to The Butler, and he's cast Amy Adams as the lead. She seems a bit ethereal for it, but…
Rowr: Prince Releases Snippet of New Song 'Breakfast Can Wait'
And yes, that is Dave Chappelle as Prince in the cover art because Prince is perfect.
Sandra Oh Bails On Grey's Anatomy, Leaving Us With (Ugh) Meredith
Are you still watching Grey's Anatomy? If so, sorry, brah — Sandra Oh is bailing after 10 seasons as lovable control freak Dr. Cristina Yang. Bailing GRACEFULLY. Ahem, Katherine Heigl. Says Oh:
Beyonce Pens Ballad About Harrowing Electric Fan Hair Snag Ordeal
Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance.
Upcoming (And Likely Bestseller) Paula Deen Cookbook Has Been Axed
I promise we will stop talking about this soonish, you guys. After "careful consideration" from Ballantine Books, the publication of Paula Deen's upcoming cookbook Paula Deen's New Testament: 250 Favorite Recipes, All Lightened Up — currently #1 in cookbooks and #18 overall on Amazon — has been cancelled, along with the…
Prince Makes Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu Even Cooler, If That Was…
When Janelle Monáe and Eryklah Badu teamed up for their video for the song "Q.U.E.E.N.", our own Madeleine Davies called
Prince Takes A Cue From U2 In 'Fixurlifeup' Music Video
Yes, the new music video for "Fixurlifeup," slated to appear on Prince and his all-female backup band 3rd Eye Girl's upcoming album Plectrum Electrum, has a message. A few messages, actually, but unlike past hits, none of them are "go fuck something." (I know, I'm kinda disappointed too).
Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony
So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had a totally low-key renewal of their wedding vows. Cannon and #dembaby Moroccan were dressed as Disney princes while Mimi and #fembaby Monroe were in princess garb. It was grillions of dollars, in Disneyland, they Vined the shit out of it, and invited Entertainment Tonight. Some…
Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…
This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's …
This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's psoriasis …
Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It
Well, Sarah Palin's three-year contract as a contributor at Fox News is finally up, and, strangely enough, they've decided not to re-up. Palin is out. I honestly have no idea why—is it their stringent adherence to journalistic ethics? Their disdain for self-aggrandizing liars? Their reluctance to heap airtime upon…