Marco Rubio: Being Anti-Abortion Is Like Civil Rights, Women's Suffrage

In a speech Friday at the National Right to Life Convention, Senator and Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio promised to be as anti-abortion as humanly possible, calling abortion “indefensible.” He compared the anti-abortion movement to civil rights, women’s suffrage and the abolition of slavery. Nothing is… » 7/10/15 3:30pm 7/10/15 3:30pm

Batshit Birther Orly Taitz's Run for Senate Fails Spectacularly

Remember Orly Taitz? She's awesomely terrible for a number of reasons. First, her names ORLY, like the thing the incredulous owl on the internets say whilst tilting their heads adorably sideways. Second, she's a birther. The queen birther, maybe, who is famous only for her incredible ability to insist that Barack… » 6/06/12 10:50am 6/06/12 10:50am

A Nation Winces As Santorum Wins Alabama and Mississippi

Lord help us all. Tonight Rick Santorum won both the Alabama and Mississippi primaries, adding more slimy, frothy fuel to the loosely contained forest fire that is his campaign. While this probably won't matter much in the long run—except for further damaging the idea that Mitt Romney can appeal to voters in the… » 3/13/12 11:30pm 3/13/12 11:30pm

Rick Santorum Says Liberals Hate Science

Rick Santorum told a crowd of supporters today that charges from the left that his tendency to ignore facts in favor of just saying random made up shit that supports his preselected belief system means that he's anti-science are wrong— so wrong, in fact, that the very opposite is true— it's those liberal elites that… » 2/20/12 5:40pm 2/20/12 5:40pm

Sarah Palin Comes Perilously Close to Endorsing Gingrich

So far Sarah Palin has yet to cast her lot behind any of the Republican primary candidates and issue an endorsement, but yesterday while appearing on Fox News she did come awfully close to giving Newt Gingrich her support. It's not because she necessarily thinks he'd make the best president—it's simply because a… » 1/18/12 10:00am 1/18/12 10:00am

6 Creepy Things About Newt Gingrich's Love Life

Newt Gingrich is still running for President, which means he's still kind of trying to ruin your life, which means it's still okay to make fun of him and his general weird history with women. Come one, come all, into the mirrored bedroom of Newt Gingrich, and his wife, Callista, who brushes his hair. If you dare. » 1/16/12 4:50pm 1/16/12 4:50pm

Michele Bachmann Hides In Her Car, Afraid Obama's Occupier Army Will Attack Her With Facts

Things got a little crazier than usual yesterday at Michele Bachmann's campaign HQ in Iowa. A few dozen people associated with Occupy Iowa turned up to protest outside her offices, and, unwilling to face them, Bachmann did the political equivalent of hiding under the bed. » 1/01/12 4:45pm 1/01/12 4:45pm