Listen up, traveling gentleman: there's a very scientific link between the books ladies read on vacation and their willingness to "put out," as explained in this "Summer Reading Guide for Single Men." If only Jack Kerouac and Ernest Hemingway had this gamechanging knowledge at their fingertips! Read on to determine…
Do you like tacos? Do you like music? Do you want a taco with some music in it? Taco Bell addresses your cravings with this absurd press release:
Do you wish you could iron some stuff, but you can't, because you are a man? Despair no more — the Man Iron is here to solve all of your problems!
Today in awful press releases for surgical procedures you didn't know existed: Facial Feminization, backed by rock-solid "attractiveness studies." Is the "vampire facelift" just a fad? Update: We're aware that this surgery is key for transwomen — the point is that it's being pitched as an anti-aging cure.