Pricing 2016 GOP Presidential Candidates' Haircuts

According to reports, presidential candidate and Woman Hillary Clinton tried very, very hard to make sure no one found out about her $600 haircut at New York’s John Barrett Salon. But we did and now that’s a thing we know about her.
New Jersey Jagoff Running For President
New Jersey Gov. and potty-mouth Chris Christie will officially announce his presidential campaign on Tuesday, June 30, so start finalizing your Sopranos-and-garbage-based joke packets now.
Jeb Bush Is Hangry As Fuck for Presidency and a Plate of Goddamn Carbs
Jeb Bush wants to be your president. The lesser Bush, who’s in politics but hasn’t risen much higher than trying to “streamline the execution process” in Florida, knows that there are two things Americans really care about when it comes to voting for the leader of their country: issues and a trim body that any…
High School Student Takes Selfies of Himself as Every President
OK, admittedly this is a pretty cool gimmick to try, especially for a high school student. After watching a documentary, Chaz Rorick of Rochester, New York noticed a resemblance to his outfit and President Harry Truman's. The realization sparked a pretty amazing idea.
Real Talk: JFK and Jackie Had Sex on Air Force One a Day Before Dallas
There are tasteful ways to talk about the looming anniversary of the JFK assassination, and then there's the New York Post's way, which involves mentioning the little-known-fact that JFK and Jackie totally boned on Air Force One during a short flight from San Antonio to Houston on Nov. 21, just 24 hours before the…
15 Super Sexy Hypothetical Novels About American Presidents
Did you hear? Thanks to Scandal and new novel "The First Affair," having sex with the president is totally having a moment right now. Fine, have your moment, Sex with the President — but if we're really going ahead with this trend in pop culture, I think we better fully commit to it.
A History Of Presidential Races, Broken Down By Weight
All of this speculation about Chris Christie's weight — and whether or not it will affect his ability to become the next President — gives us the perfect reason to take a look back at the size, weight, and height of political candidates of the past. This Op-Chart, published in 2008 by the New York Times, does exactly…
Jackie Kennedy's Power Woman Complex
There's more to the newly released tapes of Jacqueline Kennedy than her disdain for Martin Luther King Jr. The young widow of the tapes also voices some unfavorable opinions towards several women in public life, many of whom had a different view of a woman's role than she did at the time.
Get Into The Holiday Spirit With Awkward Pictures Of Politicians And Santa
Check out this great treasury of holiday Santa-political awkwardness, because nothing says "Christmas" like Nancy Reagan flirting with Mr. T.
Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Larry Flynt is apparently co-writing a book about the sex lives of Presidents and First Ladies (guess this excludes John Edwards). We have a suggestion for cover designer. [Washington Post, via BuzzFeed]
Table For Ford
[Washington, DC; January 27, 1976. Image via Getty]
Bush Wins Anti-Choice Award
Oh look, George W. Bush won an award! He still has the honor of being the Worst President Ever and in early February he can add the "the prestigious Cardinal John J. O'Connor Pro-Life Award" to his resume! [OCWeekly]
"The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line:" The Toughness Of Helen Thomas
White House press corps star Helen Thomas appeared on the Today Show this morning, ostensibly because she's Ann Curry's "inspiration" — but the always-awesome Thomas shows she's much more than that.

