How to Get Anything You Want for Christmas — Guaranteed!

Christmas is only a few days away, Hanukkah is almost over and you've only got a week until New Year's (if that's when you receive presents under your pillow) to get your shit together and make certain you're making the most out of the holiday season — receiving everything on your list. Think you're out of time? Think… » 12/23/14 3:20pm 12/23/14 3:20pm

Frustrated Couple Fills Box Full of Poop for Present-Pilfering Thief

As Christmas rushes ever closer, more and more people are getting anxious about their holiday packages. Is it the mail that's slow this year or are presents being stolen, wonders everyone who hasn't received their package from Amazon Prime. And one couple, whose mail woes really was caused by thieves decided to take… » 12/11/14 4:30pm 12/11/14 4:30pm

Reader Gift Guide: What Are You Getting Your Mom This Holiday Season?

It's November 25 — exactly one month until Christmas, exactly one month to watch Elf on repeat — and even if you think the gift-giving season shouldn't officially start until the turkey dinner has been reduced to leftovers, it's already happening. Black Friday and Cyber Monday — why even wait for those? Everyone's got… » 11/25/13 4:45pm 11/25/13 4:45pm

Cat Thinks Christmas Consumerism Is Bullshit

Chatty the orange cat, clearly the Daria of your average domestic feline, can't believe that her owners are taking this whole gift-giving thing so seriously. If Chatty were human, she would complain, "God, are we really listening to holllllliday music? I mean, like, did you know that Christmas trees actually began as… » 12/23/12 5:00pm 12/23/12 5:00pm

Kids Receiving Intentionally Crappy Christmas Presents Is The Funniest…

When Jimmy Kimmel put out a call for parents to give their kids something undesirable as an early Christmas present — and capture the kids' reactions on camera, of course — viewers obliged in droves. The end result, this compilation, is fantastically entertaining. Our personal favorite is the "gender norm" family,… » 12/14/11 10:10am 12/14/11 10:10am