Kayden Kross Talks About Being a Pregnant Porn Star

Porn star Kayden Kross was recently named "The Hottest and Smartest Porn Star in the Room" by Nerve after she wowed them with a funny Reddit AMA a couple weeks ago. Other news in Kross's life: she just had a baby, a choice that can be complicated, especially when lots of people have seen the part of you that said baby… » 2/20/14 4:15pm 2/20/14 4:15pm

It's Cool For Pregnant Chicks to Eat Nuts Again

Added to the ever-changing, constantly growing, completely contradictory list of shit that pregnant women should and should not do to have the best pregnancy ever is the consumption of nuts, previously thought to increase the risk of nut allergies in children. A new study suggests that the exact opposite is true. » 12/24/13 2:00pm 12/24/13 2:00pm

The New Beyoncé Album Just Got All These People Pregnant

Somewhere between the pussy-eating sex jam "Blow" and feminist author Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's cameo on Flawless, I thought to myself, "Holy shit, this new Beyoncé album is getting me pregnant." I took to Twitter to express this, only to discover that the new Beyoncé album is apparently getting a lot of people pregnant. » 12/13/13 4:20pm 12/13/13 4:20pm

Pregnancy Fucks Up Your Bones and Muscles

Depression or losing the baby weight are the more publicized concerns of the postpartum woman, but anyone who's had a baby knows how trying pregnancy is on the body, with long-lasting, painful physical effects involving muscle strain and misaligned bones. It's the kind of stuff that can't be fixed by getting back into… » 10/15/13 11:20am 10/15/13 11:20am

Dumb Indiana Proposal Would Punish Pregnant Drug Addicts

Indiana's Republican Attorney General proposed a law that would require pregnant welfare recipients' benefits to be contingent on passing a series of drug tests; if they can't pass, they can't buy food. Great idea guys — what economically disenfranchised pregnant drug addicts need is some good old fashioned punishment. … » 9/26/13 12:50pm 9/26/13 12:50pm

The Best Non-Alcoholic Beer

Non-alcoholic beers take a lot of flack, and rightly so. The great majority of them taste like swampwater (and give you less of a buzz). But are any of them actually good? We tried 14 different non-alcoholic beers to find out. And the answer is a definitive yes. » 9/13/13 5:39pm 9/13/13 5:39pm

Womb Watch: Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Pregs

In case you didn't know, Beyoncé has been using the "a picture says 1000 words" method of communication regarding pregnancy rumors (maybe?) on her Tumblr. Last week she posted a shot of a "noticeable" dish of tuna salad, a "controversial" food item for expecting women because of its high mercury level. Today she posted a… » 5/31/13 3:20pm 5/31/13 3:20pm

The Next Frontier in Reality TV: Very Pregnant Women Looking for Love

Pregnant & Dating—about the love lives of single pregnant women—sounds like one of the fake reality shows that are part of PBS' marketing campaign about the horrible state of TV today. But it's totally real. And it premieres on WE tonight. » 5/31/13 1:05pm 5/31/13 1:05pm

Beyoncé Is Officially Pregnant

After rumors began circulating earlier this month at the Met Gala—and only intensified when she canceled a date on her Mrs. Carter world tour this week, citing the notoriously bullshit excuse of "exhaustion and dehydration"—"multiple sources" have confirmed that Beyoncé is, indeed, pregnant. » 5/17/13 3:02pm 5/17/13 3:02pm

Teen Mom's Jenelle Evans Is Pregnant Again. Let's Look Back at Her Year…

Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is thrilled to be pregnant again, posting a photo to her Instagram account of her growing baby bump and tweeting her amusement at being able to breastfeed with implants. The rest of the world is not nearly as happy for the reality star—who has yet to regain custody of her three-year-old son… » 1/18/13 4:20pm 1/18/13 4:20pm

Increased Popularity of Living in Sin Leads to Baby-Having 'Ambivalence' …

There is a serious shortage of stock images that turn up when you type in "bored pregnant woman," particularly if you are listening to The Latest Statistics™. The National Center for Health Statistics has released the first federal report on intended and unintended pregnancies in the U.S. since 1990, and it shows that… » 7/24/12 11:55pm 7/24/12 11:55pm

Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her enceinte » 7/10/12 9:00am 7/10/12 9:00am

Demi Moore's Topless, Pot-Smoking, Underage-Drinking Daughters Estrange …

For your latest installment of the Troubled Hollywood Families Variety Programme, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah (23, 20 and 18 respectively) have cut off all ties from their mom Demi Moore, whose emotional breakdowns in the wake of her split with Ashton Kutcher became too overwhelming for the kids to handle. Since Moore… » 7/07/12 11:30am 7/07/12 11:30am

Odd Future's Frank Ocean Reveals His First Love Was A Man

In December of 2011, when Frank Ocean, R&B singer and member of hip-hop collective Odd Future, was on a plane from New Orleans to L.A. he wrote a document in text-edit that he has now published on his tumblr which reveals him to be bisexual. The summer that Ocean was 19, he fell in love with his closest friend, a boy of … » 7/04/12 11:00am 7/04/12 11:00am

Katie Holmes Maybe, Possibly, Walked In On Tom Cruise Extramaritally…

"This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife's legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband's team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to… » 7/03/12 9:00am 7/03/12 9:00am