Pregnancy Tests Become Cancer Tests When Men Use Them

Pregnancy tests, those things you pee on while you're anxiety-crying, actually have another, equally anxiety inducing use: testicular cancer detection. In men. New thing to say to the clerk at CVS in attempt to break the side-eye land speed record: "It's not for me; it's for my boyfriend who might have cancer." » 11/09/12 1:30pm 11/09/12 1:30pm

Louisiana State Officials Tell Charter School to Cut the Shit with Its…

After the ACLU excoriated the Delhi Charter School's awful pregnancy test policy, Louisiana state officials took their turn telling the school that it really needs to stop treating female students "suspected" of being pregnant as if they're actually smuggling black tar heroin in their uteruses. » 8/08/12 9:15pm 8/08/12 9:15pm

Louisiana High School Kicks Girls Out If They Refuse Pregnancy Tests…

A Louisiana public school reserves the right to force girls they "suspect" are with child to take pregnancy tests on command. Students who test positive — or refuse to take the pregnancy test in the first place — aren't allowed to go to school anymore. Because pregnancy (aka sluttiness) is contagious, and if we just … » 8/06/12 7:00pm 8/06/12 7:00pm

Service-y Bar Installs Pregnancy Test Vending Machine in Bathroom

Taking a pregnancy test can be a nerve-wracking, stomach-churning, mindfucking experience. As such, the best way for a lady to calm her Am I Pregnant? jitters is to head on down to her local pub, knock back a few girly drinks, and then, when she's just about three sheets to the wind, head to the restroom, where she… » 7/19/12 7:15pm 7/19/12 7:15pm

'16 and Pregnant' Star Arrested for Shoplifting Pregnancy Test

Whitney Purvis, who was featured on the first season of MTV's 16 and Pregnant, was arrested yesterday after she allegedly stole a pregnancy test from her local Walmart. According to police, the 20-year-old hid a First Response in her hoodie and then went to the store's restroom and used it. There's no word on the… » 3/02/12 2:00pm 3/02/12 2:00pm