Prancing Elites Will Perform On New Year's Eve, Just Not In A Parade

The Prancing Elites, aka the greatest thing to come out of Alabama since Harper Lee, will not be allowed to walk in a New Year's Eve parade they were scheduled to attend, as fallout from their supposedly "shocking" but really totally awesome Christmas parade performance continues. » 12/27/13 12:00pm 12/27/13 12:00pm