How to Use a Public or Shared Restroom Since It's Pretty Clear You…

Don't you just love modern conveniences? Drunken nights and certain New York neighborhoods aside, for the most part, we have progressed past pissing and shitting in the street. The toilet and the sewer system! A thing of beauty. Neat, quick, clean disposal of the excrement and detritus human existence is plagued by.… » 3/15/13 3:05pm 3/15/13 3:05pm

The Real Way to Poop at Work with 100% Secrecy

Ahhh, big stinky poops. Nature's garbage. I know you make them, and I know you are ashamed. So what to do, ladies, what to do, when you really need to "drop the Westboro Baptist Church off at the pool," but you're trapped at the office where people you know might find out about your disgusting butt-bigots!? Panic? No.… » 7/18/12 1:30pm 7/18/12 1:30pm

Gadget Muffles Your Embarrassing Toilet Sounds With Even Weirder Sounds

So, you've got to blow some noisy stuff out of your butt, but you're in a public restroom—or worse, you're at a date's house and he or she is within earshot of the bathroom door. What do you do? Well, now you jut pull out the Eco-Otome, press the button, and you have 25 seconds in which you can make all the noise… » 4/05/12 9:30am 4/05/12 9:30am