DOES VICTORIA BECKHAM EAT? Maybe. And if she does, it's probably weird. Right? Here are some important takeaways from a recent profile of the ex-Spice girl and current very thin celebrity Victoria Beckham.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ke$ha is hoping to start a bathrobes movement. Plus, very important news: Judge Judy and Joan Rivers having having dinner together tonight!

[Brooklyn has gotten so tall! Los Angeles, May 23. Image via Splash.]

Chronic non-smilers David and Victoria Beckham are expecting their fourth child, the couple has announced. Their three sons are named Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. Nominations for number four, in the comments!

Ladymag celebrity profiles usually take one of two routes: either the star is so amazing that no one could ever approximate her greatness, or she is just like you and me. Least plausible entry in the latter category: Victoria Beckham.

Today in allegedly-empowering-but-actually-annoying research, a survey revealed that more British women wanted to look like Kate Winslet than like Victoria Beckham. And over a quarter of women in another survey said fitting into old jeans would feel better than sex.

For now, the fashion for Tory chic goes on....(including) T-shirts printed with portraits of political leaders. The Thatcher print is particularly commanding. How is it selling? "Better than any of the others," says the store manager. [Guardian]

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

• Could Anne Hathaway be taking Posh's gig as Marc Jacobs' favored campaign model? [Daily Mail]

• People love Posh's dresses. Net-a-porter.com sold out in one day, and Posh herself stopped by Neiman Marcus to instruct sales associates and top customers in the ways of the frock. Thirty pieces were sold. [WWD]

[Milan, December 21. Image via INFDaily.]

Milan, December 20. Image via Flynet.

London, November 30. Image via INF.

London, November 8. Image via Flynet.

• Oh dear: Lindsay Lohan's Ugly Betty episodes were cut from six to four. A source says: "It was a mess. Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess." Plus! in a scene where Betty is supposed to pull down…

Are the Marc Jacobs ads with Victoria Beckham an example of everything that is wrong with fashion? Or has fashion "journalist" Liz Jones lost her sense of humor?• One more SATC analogy we don't need: HuffPo blogger calls for Obama and Clinton gals to "get on with it" (and "get it on"?). • "Is Google Making Us Stupid…

• Oh sweet Jesus: There are reports that Victoria Beckham will serve as the stylist on Tom Cruise's new movie, The Hardy Boys. [Fashionista]
  
• It's confirmed: The all-black Italian Vogue cover shot by Steven Meisel is a go and Jordan Dunn is set to star. [Vogue UK]
  
• Claire Danes: The new face of Gucci jewelry. Says Gucci…

Kanye West has reportedly dumped longtime girlfriend/fiancé Alexis Phifer. Kanye allegedly told Alexis, "I just don't think it is going to work out anymore." He even asked for the ring back! • TomKat partied with Posh and Becks over the weekend to celebrate Posh's 34th birthday at a Santa Monica restaurant. They were…

UK tab The Sun says that Eminem will be performing at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday party. Nelson Mandela and Eminem...a match made in, well, somewhere. • Vanilla Ice wife-pushing update: after his arrest last night on domestic battery charges, a Florida judge has ordered Ice to stay away from his wife. He can only…