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The Facts of Life has finally achieved the highest in lowbrow pop-cultural significance: It's been parodied for a porno. The Dirty Facts of Life (natch), to be released on DVD on November 18, is about the relationship between the Eastwood girls and their lesbian housemother "Mrs. Garris," who at first resists the…

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Ladies: Slut Machine here. I'm headed off to Las Vegas in a few hours, where I'll be attending the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards (aka the Oscars of the porn industry; luckily there are no striking writers to worry about!). I'll be posting from there, and plan on getting you all the scoop on new sex toys,…

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