Here's What Would Happen If Wes Anderson Directed a Porno

First, you know that if this were a real thing it would come in three editions (including a Criterion Collection boxed set) and all of us would at least be downloading part of the soundtrack. Second, this video is pretty spot-on with what a Wes Anderson-helmed porno would look like. Sad and whimsical and full of… » 5/04/14 11:34pm 5/04/14 11:34pm

Pastor Seeks One Million Misguided Men to Boycott Porn Forever

Jesus Christ, Christians. You know this whole ban-everything-that-makes-my-penis-confused thing is not going to pan out for you in the long run, right? I mean, respectfully, you can keep marching around and making YouTube videos about carnal wickedness, but the sticking point you're always going to hit is that people… » 7/05/13 2:30pm 7/05/13 2:30pm

What's the Difference Between a Sex Tape and a Porno?

Farrah Abraham, former star of MTV's Teen Mom has been insisting for the past month that she did not shoot a porno, but rather, a "personal video" or "sex tape" to "celebrate [her] feminine side." Vivid finally released it yesterday as Farrah Superstar Backdoor Teen Mom and it is totally a porno—no ifs, ands, or buts… » 5/07/13 11:30am 5/07/13 11:30am

37,000-Year-Old Caveman Porno Found in France

Hoh hoh hohhh!!! Bonjour! New anthropological findings suggest that horny French cavemen may have been just as into dirty pictures as any modern houseman. An excavation of a rock shelter in the Vezere River valley has turned up some illustrations that anthropologists are calling ''the oldest evidence of any kind of… » 5/15/12 4:30pm 5/15/12 4:30pm

Penn & Teller Call Bullshit! On The War On Porn

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! debunks myths and ideas by approaching every topic the duo cover with logic and science. The most recent episode focused on "The War on Porn." As magicians, Penn & Teller know when someone is trying to pull one over on them, like anti-porn activists, who have no statistical evidence to back up… » 6/24/08 2:00pm 6/24/08 2:00pm

Gay For Pay: Can A Guy Really Be Straight If He Bones Dudes?

A new episode of MTV's True Life aired last night called "I Work in the Sex Industry." While "sex industry" is defined kinda loosely (one of the girls they follow hosts a college radio sex show), the storyline following Aaron, a 23-year-old straight guy who works in gay porn, was pretty interesting. He says he really,… » 2/28/08 8:00pm 2/28/08 8:00pm

I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date

Well, I don't really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I'll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn't know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I… » 12/13/07 3:00pm 12/13/07 3:00pm

Handicapped Porno: Offensive Or Inclusive?

When you think of amputees, dwarves, people with Cerebral palsy, or wheelchair-bound individuals in sexualized situations, it seems wrong, doesn't it? Particularly when those situations are photographed or filmed for the enjoyment of others, right? Instinctively, people assume that anyone who could get off to… » 11/05/07 7:30pm 11/05/07 7:30pm

Barbie And Ken: Amateur Porn Stars



The clip above is a music video for the song "Pornografia" by Trisfe (a band from Spain). It's very arty, but also really fucking funny because it's an amazing, realistic depiction of a sex scene between Barbie and Ken. We made Barbie and Ken (and Midge and Skipper and Teresa and the Jordan Knight doll) have some… » 9/11/07 7:00pm 9/11/07 7:00pm