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    By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    I don't even know where to go with this. Part of me is like "FOOD THREAD!" and another part of me is like "this looks like it was made with the 1879 version of Photoshop."


    I'M SO TORN.

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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    The little girl in the back with the black swimsuit on, looks like she's about to go to town on that sausage. This is going to keep me laughing all night. Well done!
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    Image of kppontrucking kppontrucking
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net]


    LOL.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    @kppontrucking: Ha! those are great! I'm particularly fond of the rifleman's...wood.
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    The kids holding the sausage must have been a client call.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
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    Image of bklyn155 bklyn155
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    Mom's sausage looks like a vagina!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    @bklyn155: Of course it does!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    Why is the sprinkler GOLDEN?? Why do they all have rafts, even the dog has a raft, and one boy has goggles, BUT THERE ISN'T A SWIMMING POOL???? Why are the pork sassiges so RED?? Why is everyone GRINNING like that? Why do two of the children appear to be eating them LIKE POPSICLES?? Why is the mom the only one holding TWO???? I find this ad DISCONCERTING!!!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: I cannot stop laughing at your comment.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    04/29/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: ZOMG...this is the best laugh I have gotten all week! HILARIOUS!!


    And so so apt.

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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    And how progressive of that family! One African American and one Asian American friend at their party! They're the very picture of diversity!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    So that's how the Swine Flu is transmitted. Too bad I love the sausage so much.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    Why does one child have an umbrella and another have a raincoat on? Why are you at a pork sprinkler party if you don't want to get wet?!
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/29/09

    @IBleedGlitter: There are so many bad connotations to 'pork sprinkler party' that I don't even want to think about.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    @IBleedGlitter:


    Why are you at a pork sprinkler party if you don't want to get wet?!


    I think I may want this on a tee shirt.

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    Every time my mother and I go to this specialty food store, I wave the Hot Summer Sausage at her. I mean, COMEON.
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    Image of Emily Penner Emily Penner
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    The little girl on the far left looks like she has a pelican on her feet. It could be my eyes...
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/29/09

    @Emily Penner: It's like one of those magic eye pictures!


    This is a picture of a dog. Look hard, and you'll see a pelican!

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    Image of Penny Penny
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    "Moms depend on martinis like kids depend on the TV" would be more apt for me.


    The kid with the water floaters looks like he's pinching one off.

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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    This was designed by the person who began the teabagging movement
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    Image of hortense hortense
    04/29/09

    In reply to By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?
    Hahaha the kid in the scuba mask is KILLING me, Smalls!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    04/29/09

    @hortense: That's the one.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/29/09

    @hortense: "What are you lookin' at, dicknose?"


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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/29/09

    @hortense: That's where my eyes went.
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