Pork Industry Booklet Will Teach Silly Ladies All About Grilling…

Hey, ladies! Know what's hard? Besides math and dicks? Grilling. Luckily, the Pork Information Bureau (which is a really a thing that exists) has released a helpful guide for women who are looking at big pieces of raw meat and they're all like "Huh?" this outdoor cooking season. Fire up your yogurt stilettos, gals!… » 7/02/12 6:20pm 7/02/12 6:20pm

Do You Have Tapeworms In Your Brain? Maybe.

Mother Nature has already given us so many things to be terrified of in this world—flesh eating bacteria, tsunamis, Tan Mom, to name just a few. Tapeworms certainly deserve a place on the list too. Who among us did not become obsessed with the idea that we might have one slithering around inside our intestines when we… » 5/16/12 10:00am 5/16/12 10:00am

You Probably Already Have Pork-Cat Syndrome

Do your eyes water when you're around adorable kitties? Does your throat swell shut when it's in proximity to delicious, delicious bacon? You may have an increasingly common allergy/The Internet's worst nightmare realized: pork-cat syndrome. » 11/07/11 7:45pm 11/07/11 7:45pm

Lawsuit Alleges Freaky McRib Meat Comes From Mistreated Animals

Perhaps you've come to terms with the knowledge that you're probably gnawing on pig intestines and other troubling substances when you order the McRib, but animal rights activists are determined to ruin this sandwich for you. For some reason products come under greater scrutiny when you name them after the one item… » 11/03/11 10:14pm 11/03/11 10:14pm

Why Murkowski (Probably) Won

If Murkowski is declared the winner this week, it'll be because Alaskans like federal money more than they like the prospect of putting Tea Party rhetoric into practice. Oh, and Senate seniority. It's all rather sensible. Write-in counting starts Wednesday. » 11/08/10 11:46am 11/08/10 11:46am

Adorn Your Wall With One Of These

Artist Bijijoo has arguably cornered the market on "detailed, lifelike oil portraits of every one of the 44 presidents of the United States of America cradling legs of ham." We think both sides of the aisle can agree they're awesome. » 8/19/10 6:41pm 8/19/10 6:41pm

By "Pork" Do You Mean "Dad Hiding The Sausage"?

"Moms depend on Pork like kids depend on moms." Haha, someone cocked up this ad. Looks like they're holding dildos. Click to enlarge. Enlarge! Hahaha. [Vintage Ads] » 4/29/09 5:20pm 4/29/09 5:20pm

Disgusting Pigs

Undercover investigators from PETA » 9/17/08 10:40am 9/17/08 10:40am have shot a video depicting physical, and possibly even "sexual" abuses against pigs at a pig farm in Iowa. The footage shows farm workers hitting sows with metal rods, slamming piglets on a concrete floor, and discussion of shoving rods into the orifices of sows. The farm is a…

Pig Face

Mm, pork may be delicious, but is it a wrinkle fighter? The FDA has approved a new porcine collagen filler that is said to last longer than old skool collagen derived from bovines (question: WTF are these people putting in their faces? The entire contents of a butcher shop?). Dermatologists are all abuzz about the… » 7/03/08 11:20am 7/03/08 11:20am

Pork Producers Try To Win Over Women • Gang-Banger Girlfriends More…

How do you sell pork to women? Liken it to clear nail polish! • A heartbroken man in Taiwan climbed into a morgue freezer in an attempt be with his deceased girlfriend. • A group of Moldovan woman accidentally trespass in a "no girls allowed" Greek monastery after being abandoned by human traffickers in Mount Athos,… » 5/27/08 5:30pm 5/27/08 5:30pm